Dara O Briain Citas

• Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.

  Dara O Briain

  Atheist, Mean, Gaps

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• "¡La fitoterapia existe desde hace miles de años!" Así es, y luego lo probamos todo, y lo que funcionaba se convirtió en "medicina". Y el resto no es más que un buen plato de sopa y un poco de popurrí.

  Dara O Briain

  Nice, Medicine, Years

  "Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live in London". Documentary, Comedy, 2008.

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• Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, People, Nostalgia

  Interview with Malcolm Hay, www.timeout.com. April 24, 2006.

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• If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, Mouths, Comedy

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• There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and finally it comes under Right now you're takin the piss, and that's when the police come in.

  Dara O Briain

  Moving, Law, Police

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• Doesn't it get on my nerves when people say science doesn't know everything. Science knows it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop. Just becuase science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy-tale appeals to you.

  Dara O Briain

  Mean, People, Nerves

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• I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty - yet it's always the worst time to have lived here.

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, Struggle, Thinking

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• Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

  Dara O Briain

  Conoce

  "Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal". Documentary, Comedy, November 2006.

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• My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, Kids, Home

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• Sobre ser asaltado: Llevo meses y meses de recibos. Necesito un atracador que me haga la declaración del IVA.

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, Return, Needs

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• Soy un cocinero horrible. Me basta con un vaso de zumo de naranja y un bocadillo de jamón y queso.

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, Orange Juice, Glasses

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