Noel Fielding Citas

• La gente me decía: "Debes de estar loco o drogado", lo cual me decepcionaba un poco. ¿Qué pasa con la imaginación? Es un reflejo de nuestro tiempo que la gente asuma antes que estás drogado o loco que que eres libre.

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  Gente, Loca, Imaginación

  "Noel Fielding: 'Oh God, I've got a Peter Pan complex, haven't I?'". Interview With Rhik Samadder, www.theguardian.com. July 26, 2014.

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• It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

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  Unhappy, Ponchos, Impossible

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• La realidad me deprime. Necesito encontrar mundos de fantasía y evadirme en ellos.

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  Depressing, Reality, World

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• I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was always my saving grace…Comedy didn’t come until much later for me. I’ve always tried to combine the two things, art and comedy, and couldn’t make a choice between the two. It was always my ambition to make comedy with an art-school slant, and art that could be funny instead of po-faced.

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  Art, Ambition, School

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• All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

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  Dog, Cat, Parks

  "The Weird World of Noel Fielding". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 2, 2016.

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• Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

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  Funny, Humor, Ponchos

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• When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow, but he's been totally behind me, forking out money he didn't really have to send me to university. Every other comedian I've met had to fight their parents to be allowed to do this but mine have been brilliant.

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  Jobs, Dad, Fighting

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• You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

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  Eggs, Black, Bananas

  "The Mighty Boosh". www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2007.

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• When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

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  Funny, Kids, Humor

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• I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.

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  Running, Fun, Circles

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• Nunca intentes realizar una misión en solitario por tu cuenta.

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  Divertido, Humor, Intento

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• I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

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  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• He tenido un día muy raro, algún bromista tiró bambú en el recinto de los pingüinos. Todos salieron disparados. Fue una pesadilla, me llevó toda la mañana volver a meterlos.

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  Divertido, Mañana, Humor

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• There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

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  Divertido, Odio, Humor

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

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  Mean, Way, Tiny

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• Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

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  People, Stage

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.

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  Crowds, Audience, Materials

  "The Weird World of Noel Fielding". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 2, 2016.

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• You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

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  Arses, Fingers, Stuck

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• Cuando tenía 14 años, vi cómo le acuchillaban la cara y las muñecas a alguien en un pub de Catford. Nadie movió un dedo. Fue entonces cuando me di cuenta de que la violencia no era divertida. En absoluto.

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  Funny, Humor, Knives

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

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• Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

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  Divertido, Humor, Chicos

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• Las cosas son diferentes en el mundo de fantasía
  Las toallas son diferentes en el mundo fantástico
  Los espectáculos son diferentes en el mundo de fantasía
  Bailar es diferente en el mundo de fantasía
  Unicornios No, son iguales
  Todo es diferente en el mundo de la fantasía

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  Dancing, World, Towels

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• Lo tengo todo aquí ultra violetas, platillos voladores, fresa bootlace vamos participar.

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  Funny, Humor, Flying

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• La corbata es un accesorio multiusos, ya sabes, cinturón, colegial, Rambo.

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  Divertido, Escuela, Humor

  "Fictional character: Vince Noir". "The Mighty Boosh", www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2007.

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• Mi madre y mi padre son muy graciosos. Mi abuelo es muy gracioso, mi tío es muy gracioso, todos son muy graciosos. Tienes que ser rápido, de lo contrario te asan. Todo el mundo se cachondea bastante. Hay que ser muy agudo.

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  Uncles, Dad, Mum

  "The Weird World of Noel Fielding". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. March 2, 2016.

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• Tenemos todo lo que necesitamos aquí. Tenemos Baileys, cremosa, y, um ... everythin 'bueno. Te traeré otro Baileys

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  Divertido, Humor, Necesidades

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