Frankie Boyle Quotes

• Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

  Frankie Boyle

  Gay, People, Political

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• I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

  "Frankie Boyle Live". Comedy, 2008.

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• No vivimos en una realidad compartida, cada uno vive en su propia realidad, y causar disgustos suele ser el precio de intentar llegar a los demás. Siempre es más fácil rechazar a los demás que pasar por el incómodo y largo proceso de comprenderlos. Hemos dado a "ofenderse" un estatus social que no merece: no es más que una forma de evitar conversaciones difíciles.

  Frankie Boyle

  Reality, People, Understanding

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• People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Sex, Heart

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• For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.

  Frankie Boyle

  Hands, Scotland, Giving

  TV Series "Mock the Week", (2005- ).

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• I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Surround Sound

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• Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Humor, Jugar

  "Frankie Boyle Live", 2008.

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• Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.

  Frankie Boyle

  País, Años, América

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• The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Sexy, Dirty

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• Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Humor, Gente

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• sobre la cosa más escocesa que había visto nunca: Yo estaba pasando por un pueblo llamado Bathgate alrededor de las 11 de la noche. Y había un tipo apoyado y meando contra la puerta de una casa. Luego sacó las llaves y entró.

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Humor, Noche

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• Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Muro, Humor

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• I feel sorry for Obama because he's still got to fight the innate racism of Americans. I mean, did you see his first speech, when he got made President and they put all that bullet proof glass in front of him? I think that shows you how racist America still is. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody.

  Frankie Boyle

  Sorry, Mean, Fighting

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• The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'll dig a hole deep enough to deliver her to Satan ourselves.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Scotland

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• In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Oxygen

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• As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Airports

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• It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Estúpido, Humor

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• They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Ejaculation

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• When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Sex, School

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• They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Humor, Chicos

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• What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

  Frankie Boyle

  Divertido, Muro, Humor

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• Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Congratulations, Humor

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• Me habría encantado tener un padre gay. En el colegio, siempre había niños que decían 'mi padre es más grande que tu padre, mi padre va a pegar a tu padre'. ¿Y qué? Mi padre se follará a tu padre... y tu padre lo disfrutará.

  Frankie Boyle

  Dad, School, Kids

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• I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Bored

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• The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Dog, Nice

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