Chris Rock Quotes About Mothers

• I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

  Chris Rock

  Mother, Curse, Careful

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, ‘Was I in the right place?’ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there’d be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therf—ker down!

  Chris Rock

  Madre, Padre, Hombres

  "Chris Rock Talks Health Care Reform, Democratic Party’s Timidity". www.huffingtonpost.com. June 9, 2010.

• My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Mother, Lines

• All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Mother, Crazy

• You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.

  Chris Rock

  Madre, Pensamiento, Gente

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

• It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.

  Chris Rock

  Mother, Real, Kids

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

  Chris Rock

  Daughter, Mother, Writing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."

  Chris Rock

  Mother, Jail, Ends

  Fuente: www.indielondon.co.uk

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