Chris Rock Quotes About Comedy

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  Las mujeres sólo necesitan tres cosas en la vida: comida, agua y cumplidos.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Hilarious, Laughter

• Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Humor, Gente

• I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Estúpido, Humor

• Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, White

• Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Dance, Humor

• If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Hija, Humor

• A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

  Chris Rock

  Work Out, Trying, Clubs

  "Chris Rock On The Funny Business Of Finding Success". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. August 8, 2012.

• I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Rocks

• Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Humor, Droga

• Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Shopping

• A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Humor, Chicos

• Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Humor, Gay

• Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Gun

  "Accidental Gun Control: Bullets Get Expensive". www.npr.org. May 21, 2008.

• School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Escuela, Humor

• Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

  Chris Rock

  Groups, Comedy, Activity

• You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

  Chris Rock

  Fake, Directors, Faces

  Fuente: www.oprah.com

• Farrakhan reunió a todos para la Marcha del Millón de Hombres y todo eso. Pero a Farrakhan no le gustan los judíos. Lo cual es un fastidio. Me corto el pelo en la avenida Dekalb. Nunca estuve en una barbería y oí a un grupo de hermanos hablando de judíos. Los negros no odian a los judíos. ¡Los negros odian a los blancos! No tenemos tiempo para dividir a los blancos en pequeños grupos. ¡Odio a todo el mundo! No me importa si acabas de llegar. "Oye, soy rumano." "¡Chiflado rumano!"

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Brother, Hate

• That's all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. "Daddy, I got asthma." "Robitussin." "I got cancer." "Robitussin." "I broke my leg." Daddy poured Robitussin on it. "Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get in there. Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get on down to the bone. The 'tussin ought to straighten out the bone."

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Cancer, Kids

• Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Deportes, Humor

• By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

  Chris Rock

  Comedy, Wanted

• When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.

  Chris Rock

  Personas, Dar, Enfoque

  Fuente: www.pbs.org

• I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

  Chris Rock

  Radio, Likes, Comedy

  Fuente: www.pbs.org

• I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

  Chris Rock

  Real, Smoking, Cameras

  "Busy Chris Rock Is Just Itching for Dirty Work". Interview with Dave Itzkoff, www.nytimes.com. August 1, 2012.

• When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

  Chris Rock

  Crazy, Nice, Cutting

  Fuente: www.nytimes.com

• I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?

  Chris Rock

  Fashion, Men, People

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