David Spade Quotes

• There's always something funny about men chasing women.

  David Spade

  Men, Chasing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

  David Spade

  Depressing, Fun, Looks

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

  David Spade

  Names, Pilots, Flight

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• I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

  David Spade

  Rude, Gentleman, Age

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• You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

  David Spade

  Dad, Rooms, Notes

  "David Spade: Take the Hit". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

  David Spade

  Eye, Reality, Cities

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• I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

  David Spade

  Real, Scary, World

  "Swinging For the Fences With David Spade in The Benchwarmers". Interview With Evan Jacobs, movieweb.com. April 3, 2006.

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• My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

  David Spade

  Nerd, Calculators, Retiring

  "Fictional character: Richard Hayden". "Tommy Boy", www.imdb.com. 1995.

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• Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?

  David Spade

  Who Cares, Care, Want

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• En primaria era listo, pero no tenía amigos. En el instituto, dejé de ser listo y empecé a tener amigos.

  David Spade

  Funny, Smart, School

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain't nobody gonna hear you!

  David Spade

  Cute, Girl, Moving

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• Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

  David Spade

  Sides, Shelter, Littles

  "David Spade: Take the Hit". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

  David Spade

  Fun, People, Shows

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• Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

  David Spade

  Smart, Watches, Want

  "David Spade on 'Rules' guest stars and Hollywood gossip". Interview with Fred Topel, www.hollywoodnews.com. November 15, 2010.

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• If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

  David Spade

  Interesting, Trying, Down And

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• I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

  David Spade

  Kids, Blow, Hair

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• Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

  David Spade

  Sexy, Dirty, Kids

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• It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

  David Spade

  Trying, Want, Littles

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

  David Spade

  Thinking, Car, Chance

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• There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

  David Spade

  Fun, Entertainment, Shows

  "David Spade to host new satire show", www.today.com. June 20, 2005.

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• The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

  David Spade

  Real, Communication, Mean

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• It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

  David Spade

  People, Riding, Pressure

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• The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

  David Spade

  Girl, Heartache, Hey

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• Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

  David Spade

  Littles, Way, Invention

  "David Spade: Take the Hit". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• I never dated much in high school or college.

  David Spade

  School, College, High School

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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