Citas de Robert Orben

• Si al principio no lo consigues, inténtalo de nuevo. No lo veas como un fracaso. Piensa en ello como un éxito de liberación programada.

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  Motivación, Éxito, Fracaso

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• An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

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  Years, Answers, Lasts

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• El tiempo vuela. Te toca a ti ser el navegante.

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  Inspiración, Divertido, Tiempo

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• La próxima vez que tenga ganas de quejarse, recuerde que su triturador de basura probablemente come mejor que el 30% de la población mundial.

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  Amor, Vida, Familia

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• Todos los días me levanto y miro la lista Forbes de las personas más ricas de Estados Unidos. Si no estoy ahí, me voy a trabajar.

  Robert Orben

  Inspirational, Funny, Good Morning

  "Hitting Your Peak: Financial Strength" by Ryan Murphy, www.askmen.com.

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• Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

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  Motivational, Life And Love, People

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• Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

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  Motivational, Being Yourself, Psychics

  Robert Orben (2012). “2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches”, p.309, Doubleday

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• Ahora hay tanta contaminación en el aire que si no fuera por nuestros pulmones no habría dónde meterla.

  Robert Orben

  Fun, Air, Earth Day

  "Waiting to Inhale: Don't Take a Breath Without the Report From Our Air Pollution Control District". The San Diego Union-Tribune, January 31, 2008.

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• Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

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  Baseball, Football, Hope

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• Un cumplido es un sol verbal.

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  Sunshine, Compliment

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• Vacaciones es no tener nada que hacer y todo el día para hacerlo.

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  Work, Cute Life, Vacation

  "Local Legal Eagle Stages Sendup". The Denver Post, April 27, 2008.

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• For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

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  Father, Kids, Smell

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• Los extranjeros ilegales siempre han sido un problema en Estados Unidos. Pregunten a cualquier indio.

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  Humorous, Native American, Profound

  "They Said What?". Manly Daily, August 05, 2008.

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• Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

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  Health, Goes On, Firsts

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• Una ceremonia de graduación es un acto en el que el orador de apertura dice a miles de estudiantes vestidos con togas y birretes idénticos que la "individualidad" es la clave del éxito.

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  Funny, Graduation, Senior

  "A Few Tips for the Graduates". The Topeka Capital-Journal, abcnews.go.com. May 20, 2007.

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• My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

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  Lying, Humorous, Wife

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• I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

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  New Year, Fighting, Years

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• We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

  Robert Orben

  People, Use, Enough

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• Si pueden reír juntos, pueden trabajar juntos.

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  Teamwork, Inspiration, Laughing

  Robert Orben (2000). “Speaker's Handbook of Humor”, Merriam Webster

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• It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

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  Years, Wife, Awful

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• Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

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  Happiness, Contagious, Carrier

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• Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

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  Baloncesto, Deportes, Béisbol

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• Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.

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  Listening, Politics, Painting

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• Recibí una tarjeta de San Valentín de mi chica. Decía: "¡Toma mi corazón! ¡Toma mis brazos! Toma mis labios! Que es justo como ella. Guardándose lo mejor para ella.

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  Valentines Day, Girl, Heart

  Robert Orben (1969). “The Ad-libber's Handbook: 2000 New Laughs for Speakers”

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• Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

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  Funny, Children, Kids

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