Robert Orben Funny Quotes

• Todos los días me levanto y miro la lista Forbes de las personas más ricas de Estados Unidos. Si no estoy ahí, me voy a trabajar.

  Robert Orben

  Inspirational, Funny, Good Morning

  "Hitting Your Peak: Financial Strength" by Ryan Murphy, www.askmen.com.

• El tiempo vuela. Te toca a ti ser el navegante.

  Robert Orben

  Inspiración, Divertido, Tiempo

• Las personas mayores no deberían comer comida sana, necesitan todos los conservantes posibles.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Birthday, Fitness

• Una ceremonia de graduación es un acto en el que el orador de apertura dice a miles de estudiantes vestidos con togas y birretes idénticos que la "individualidad" es la clave del éxito.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Graduation, Senior

  "A Few Tips for the Graduates". The Topeka Capital-Journal, abcnews.go.com. May 20, 2007.

• Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Fitness, Health

  "Tidbits". "Rocky Mountain News" Newspaper, June 21, 1991.

• Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

  Robert Orben

  Divertido, Ingenioso, Niños

• A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, People, Silence

  Robert Orben (2012). “2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches”, p.312, Doubleday

• There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

  Robert Orben

  Divertido, Trabajo, Humor

• Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Children, Kids

• More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Money, Suffering

  "Consumer's Edge". San Antonio Express-News, September 14, 2007.

• I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

  Robert Orben

  Funny, Children, Home

  "Something Weird". Attributed in "St. Louis Post-Dispatch", (p. 1D), June 10, 1991.

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