Sausage Quotes - Page 2

• To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Military, Law, Political

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• Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.

  Vivian Stanshall

  Party, Gay, Shock

  "Sir Henry at Rawlinson End". Album by Vivian Stanshall, 1978.

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• [Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential. And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven; and must cook dinner. Haddock and sausage meat. I think it is true that one gains a certain hold on sausage and haddock by writing them down.

  Virginia Woolf

  Writing, Thinking, Occupation

  Diary, 8 Mar. 1941.Woolf committed suicide on 28 Mar. 1941.

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• Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

  Jerome K. Jerome

  Hombres, Pensar, Primeros

  Jerome K. Jerome (2014). “Three Men in a Boat”, p.195, BookRix

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• Sé que parezco una salchicha para esos leones. Una salchicha con trenzas.

  Cody Lundin

  Supervivencia, Trenzas, Looks

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• Normalmente no cocino, pero si lo hiciera probablemente sería alubias, salchichas, beicon y huevos. La verdad es que nunca suelo comer eso.

  Wayne Rooney

  Huevos, Sería, Honesto

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• Las salchichas Linda McCartney eran mis favoritas. Son mucho mejores que comer salchichas reales y no tienes que contemplar a mitad de camino exactamente lo que hay dentro de ellas. ... Puedes comerlas con un poco de pan frito y tomates en lata. Deliciosas.

  Simon Cowell

  Real, Pan, Tomates

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• Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy.

  David Sedaris

  Ideas, Enemy, Camping

  "Viste a tu familia de pana y vaqueros". Libro de David Sedaris, 1 de junio de 2004.

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• Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.

  Aristófanes

  Winning, People, Together

  Aristophanes (2016). “The Knights”, p.16, Aristophanes

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• Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Escuela, Gente, Católica

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• We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes. Nothing can prevent us, after eating pancakes, from feeling the most awful regret. After eating pancakes, our great mission in life becomes the repudiation of the pancakes and everything served along with them, the bacon and the syrup and the sausage and coffee and jellies and jams. But these things are beneath mention, compared with the pancakes themselves. It is the pancake--Pancakes! Pancakes!--that we never learn to respect.

  Donald Antrim

  Regret, Loneliness, Coffee

  Donald Antrim (2011). “The Verificationist: A Novel”, p.66, Macmillan

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• Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

  Tom Robbins

  Silent, Repose, Aggressiveness

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• Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me.

  Noel Coward

  Food, Pigs, Virginia

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• A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

  Eugene Field

  Hombres, Poesía, He Man

  Eugene Field (1901). “The Complete Tribune Primer”

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• Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

  Michael Savage

  Pigs, Pieces, Today

  Interview with Bill Moyers, www.pbs.org. July 24, 2009.

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• I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it.

  Jimmy Dean

  Men, Hands, Jail

  "Jimmy Dean: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. June 14, 2010.

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• For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

  Andy Rooney

  Breakup, Smart, Yellow

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• You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Wife, Vienna

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• Sí, alabamos a las mujeres de más de 40 años por multitud de razones. Por desgracia, no es recíproco. Por cada mujer despampanante, inteligente, bien peinada y atractiva de más de 40 años, hay una reliquia calva y barrigona con pantalones amarillos haciendo el ridículo con una camarera de 22 años. Señoras, les pido disculpas. Para todos esos hombres que dicen: "¿Por qué comprar la vaca cuando puedes conseguir la leche gratis?", aquí va una actualización para vosotros. Hoy en día el 80% de las mujeres están en contra del matrimonio. ¿Por qué? Porque las mujeres se dan cuenta de que no vale la pena comprar un cerdo entero sólo para conseguir un poco de salchicha.

  Andy Rooney

  Women, Smart, Pigs

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• El sábado se comió un trozo de tarta de chocolate, un cucurucho de helado, un pepinillo, una loncha de queso suizo, una loncha de salami, una piruleta, un trozo de tarta de cerezas, una salchicha, una magdalena y una rodaja de sandía Esa noche le dolía el estómago.

  Eric Carle

  Night, Pie, Ice Cream

  Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.19, Penguin

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• I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice, turnips; camphorated sausage, dough, cheese (white), cotton salad, and certain fish (skinless).

  Erik Satie

  Animal, Eggs, White

  "Erik Satie". Book by Rollo H. Myers, New York: Dover, p.135, 1968.

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• Las personas que aman las salchichas y las personas que creen en la justicia nunca deberían ver cómo se hacen ninguna de ellas

  Otto von Bismarck

  Believe, People, Justice

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• Allí sacó la fiambrera y preparó una comida sencilla, en la que, recordando el origen y las preferencias del forastero, tuvo cuidado de incluir una yarda de pan francés largo, una salchicha de la que cantaba el ajo, un poco de queso que se tumbaba y lloraba, y un frasco de paja de cuello largo en el que yacía embotellada la luz del sol derramada y cosechada en las lejanas laderas del sur.

  Kenneth Grahame

  Sol, Simple, Largo

  Kenneth Grahame (1908). "El viento en los sauces", p.206

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• I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed to turn that into Savannah red rice because they were big into that sausage, tomato-y, bell pepper-y rice mixture.

  Paula Deen

  White, Tomatoes, Bells

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• Listen, boy, just ask the chef to make me a proper Full English Breakfast. You know, bacon, fried eggs, sausages, liver, grilled mushrooms and tomatoes, black pudding, kidneys, baked beans, fried bread, toast and served with strong English mustard, mind - none of this effete French muck - and a large mug of hot, strong Indian tea.

  Bryan Talbot

  Strong, Boys, Mushrooms

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