Tony Kornheiser Quotes

• Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Football, Men, Levels

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• Todo el que haya entrado descalzo en la habitación de su hijo a altas horas de la noche odia los Legos.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Sarcastic, Children, Hate

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• He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Past, Next Week, Years

  "Jeff Maier is back in baseball's limelight / Fan who aided Yankees in '96 sets record as college hitter" by Stan Grossfeld, www.sfgate.com. April 23, 2006.

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• The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Bears, Treats, Bubonic Plague

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• Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior qualified with a car not quite up to code and people looked the other way because there’s no points involved [with the pole].

  Tony Kornheiser

  Years, Car, People

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• Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.

  Tony Kornheiser

  School, People, Catholic

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• Cuando te presentas ahí fuera como un experto y la gente a la que intentas atraer es gente que quiere hacer el mismo programa que tú estás haciendo, tipos parados, sentados discutiendo entre ellos sobre deportes, si cometes un error eso se enciende como una bengala en mitad de la noche. Tienes que corregirlo o si no van a decir: 'Bueno, ¿por qué estos idiotas tienen ese programa? Yo puedo salir ahí y ser tan bueno como ellos'.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Sports, Mistake, Night

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• The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Running, Player, Needs

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• Creemos que Eli es más alto y más guapo ahora que ha ganado la Super Bowl. Imagina lo que habría pasado si [Tiburón] hubiera ganado la Super Bowl.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Thinking, Super Bowl, Imagine

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• I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Television, Radio, Gigs

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• So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Football, Team, Thinking

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• Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man who so badly wants to have a more human image that he's having surgery to remove the bolts from his neck.

  Tony Kornheiser

  Dog, Wall, Men

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