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• Yo también quiero estar contigo", dijo. "Iré a tu habitación después del amanecer". Qhuinn no quería preguntar. Tenía que hacerlo. "¿Y Saxton?" "Se ha ido de vacaciones". Reaaaaaaaaaaalmente. "¿Por cuánto tiempo?" "Sólo un par de días." Lástima. ¿Alguna posibilidad de una prórroga... por un año o dos? ¿Tal vez para siempre? "Vale, es un..." Qhuinn se detuvo antes de terminar eso con fecha. No tenía sentido engañarse a sí mismo. Saxton estaba fuera. Blay quería echar un polvo. Y Qhuinn estaba más que dispuesto a proporcionarle al macho lo que quería.

  J.R. Ward

  Couple, Vacation, Years

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• De hecho, todas las mujeres que conocía me parecían desechables y reemplazables. Estaba experimentando la paradoja del seductor: cuanto mejor me convertía en seductor, menos quería a las mujeres. El éxito ya no se definía por echar un polvo o encontrar novia, sino por lo bien que me desenvolvía.

  Neil Strauss

  Girlfriend, Facts, Paradox

  Neil Strauss (2011). “The Game”, p.154, Canongate Books

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• Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.

  Linda Fiorentino

  Believe, Sick, Bed

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid.

  Edward Abbey

  Cowboy, American West, Revolution

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.54, RosettaBooks

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• Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at sex itself.

  Bill Maher

  Sex, People, Giving

  "Religulous". www.imdb.com. 2008.

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• Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren't trying to change the world. That's what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I've known in my life. That's just the truth.

  David Geffen

  Artist, People, Trying

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• Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

  Mark Forsyth

  Believe, Two, Important

  Mark Forsyth (2011). “The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll through the Hidden Connections of the English Language”, p.203, Icon Books Ltd

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• Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to hear you. (Grace) Oh, I don’t know. They’re probably headed south even as we speak. (Waiter)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Thinking, Guy, Grace

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• Si eres un tío, no tienes ni idea de lo que pasa en ningún momento de la relación, nunca. Esto es lo que sabes: sabes cuándo te estás acostando con alguien y sabes cuándo todo ha terminado. Esas son las únicas dos cosas de las que eres consciente.

  Adam Carolla

  Divertido, Humor, Ideas

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• ¿Es un buen perrito caliente? Eso es todo lo que quiero saber... No creo que la salud personal y la pureza de mi colon sean tan importantes en comparación con el placer. Como chef, no soy tu dietista ni tu ético. Estoy en el negocio del placer .... Mi responsabilidad es darte el tomate más delicioso que pueda permitirme, dadas las circunstancias, y quizá aumentar la probabilidad de que eches un polvo después de cenar.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Dog, Responsibility, Thinking

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• Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

  Doug Benson

  Funny, Guy, Genius

  "Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

  George Carlin

  Thinking, Bed, Coats

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• I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  Germany, Body, Lice

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• [Oedipa Maas] se despertó por fin y se encontró echando un polvo.

  Thomas Pynchon

  Maa, Lasts

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• I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now.

  Gerard Butler

  Thinking, Way, Used

  "Gerard Butler In ‘Men’s Journal’: Talks Getting Laid, Trimming Jennifer Aniston’s Bush". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 25, 2011.

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• I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Train Wrecks, Trying, Safe

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.1702, Dell

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• These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

  Nora Ephron

  Jobs, New York, Long

  "The dirty little secrets of Nora Ephron". Interview with Catherine Shoard, www.theguardian.com. September 9, 2009.

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• La mayoría de la gente se mete en los grupos por tres razones muy simples: echar un polvo, conseguir fama y hacerse rico.

  Bob Geldof

  Simple, Rocks, Rock And Roll

  1977 In Melody Maker, 27 Aug.

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• I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

  Joseph Bruce

  Dope, Thinking, Guy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid. Although one time it was about 800 degrees and we were in Texas. We had shorts on and nothing else and somehow a motorcycle cop pulls up beside me and says, 'Come on, get on it, get on, go, go, go!' So I speeded up and it turns out we're in a huge state funeral. There are about 40 black Cadillacs in a row and then a green van called Mr Greenjeans, with two guys with no clothes in it.

  John Travolta

  College, Texas, Two

  Source: movies.about.com

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• Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?

  Seth Rogen

  Focus, Trying, Relevant

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• Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Luck, Quality, Might

  Song: Livingston Saturday Night, 1978

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• for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone until I get as much as the average man has had

  Charles Bukowski

  Hombres, Pensamiento, Promedio

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• Nunca trato de hacer una gran declaración de moda, pero quiero ser el amigo del armario de una mujer. Hago vestidos con los que las mujeres se acuestan.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Fashion, Trying, Dresses

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• The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to persuade the audience and have the audience think you're smart and cool. And Socrates and Plato, basically their whole idea is, "Bullshit. There is such a thing as truth, and it's not all just how to say what you say so that you get a good job or get laid, or whatever it is people think they want.

  David Foster Wallace

  Jobs, Plato, Smart

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