Mark Forsyth Quotes

• If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it as he would have wished; and Dr Bell insisted that all phone calls should begin with the words ‘Ahoy, ahoy’. Nobody knows why he insisted this – he had no connection to the navy – but insist he did and started every phone call that way. Nobody else did, and it was at the suggestion of his great rival Edison that people took to saying ‘Hello’. This seems unfair.

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  Phones, People, Navy

  Mark Forsyth (2012). “Mark Forysth's Gemel Edition: The Etymologicon and The Horologicon ebook bundle”, p.334, Icon Books Ltd

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• But Shakespeare never drank coffee. Nor did Julius Caesar, or Socrates. Alexander the Great conquered half the world without even a café latte to perk him up. The pyramids were designed and constructed without a whiff of a sniff of caffeine. Coffee was introduced to Europe only in 1615. The achievements of antiquity are quite enough to cow the modern human, but when you realize that they did it all without caffeine it becomes almost unbearable.

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  Coffee, Europe, Pyramids

  Mark Forsyth (2011). “The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll through the Hidden Connections of the English Language”, p.154, Icon Books Ltd

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• Un poeta no es alguien que tiene grandes pensamientos. Esa es la tarea del filósofo. Un poeta es alguien que expresa sus pensamientos, por comunes que sean, de forma exquisita. Ésa es la única diferencia entre el poeta y los demás.

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  Differences, May, Philosopher

  Mark Forsyth (2013). “The Elements of Eloquence: How to Turn the Perfect English Phrase”, p.15, Icon Books Ltd

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• Anyone who has ever taken out a mortgage will be unsurprised to learn that it is, literally, a /death pledge/.

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  Taken, Mortgage, Pledge

  Mark Forsyth (2011). “The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll through the Hidden Connections of the English Language”, p.214, Icon Books Ltd

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• Reality changes words far more than words can ever change reality.

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  Motivation, Inspiration, Reality

  "How Does History Change The Meaning Of Words?". "TED Radio Hour" with Guy Raz, www.npr.org. December 13, 2013.

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• Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

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  Creer, Dos, Importante

  Mark Forsyth (2011). “The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll through the Hidden Connections of the English Language”, p.203, Icon Books Ltd

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• Puede que la curiosidad matara al gato, pero fue el salchichero quien se deshizo del cadáver.

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  Cat, Curiosity, Body

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• El problema del alfabeto es que no guarda relación con nada en absoluto, y cuando las palabras se ordenan alfabéticamente se separan inútilmente. En el OED, por ejemplo, los osos hormigueros están a 19 volúmenes del zoo, los yates a 18 volúmenes de la playa y el vino a 17 volúmenes del sacacorchos más cercano.

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  Beach, Zoos, Wine

  Mark Forsyth (2013). “The Horologicon: A Day's Jaunt Through the Lost Words of the English Language”, p.9, Penguin

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• Freud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food.

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  Sex, Said, Knows

  Mark Forsyth (2012). “Mark Forysth's Gemel Edition: The Etymologicon and The Horologicon ebook bundle”, p.46, Icon Books Ltd

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• So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.

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  Eggs, Fart, Century

  Mark Forsyth (2012). “The Horologicon”, p.36, Icon Books

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