Crap Quotes - Page 7

• Dios no; tira mierda con el universo.Tus pensamientos más íntimos son creencias que se despliegan como tu universo.

  Albert Einstein

  Creencia, Universo

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• White people scare the crap out of me. I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord, never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say, 'We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!'

  Michael Moore

  Movie, Jobs, Nice

  "Stupid White Men ...and Other Excuses For the State of the Nation!". Book by Michael Moore, 2001.

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• La vida es mitad yogur delicioso, mitad mierda, y tu trabajo es mantener la cuchara de plástico en el yogur.

  Scott Adams

  Jobs, Food, Yogurt

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.222, Penguin

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• How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed makes you kissable, like feeling warm makes you coffee, like liking movies makes you a director. How utterly incorrect to think it any other way, a box of crap is treasures, a boy smiling means it, a gentle moment is a life improved.

  Daniel Handler

  Beautiful, Coffee, Mean

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.196, Egmont UK

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• People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

  Douglas Crockford

  Class, People, Use

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• I feel that so many sci-fi films and films in general have just become really dependent on and addicted to CGI, and that some of the big CGI films of the summer, you see these effects that look like crap. You don't know if you're watching a cartoon or something that's real. And I didn't want to fall into that trap. I really thought there was a way to use a lot of these old techniques to do some new and really neat stuff.

  Darren Aronofsky

  Summer, Real, Fall

  Entrevista con Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. 21 de noviembre de 2006.

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• Speech recognition is utterly crap for writing fiction. If you try reading a novel aloud you'll soon figure out why - written prose style is utterly unlike the spoken word.

  Charles Stross

  Reading, Writing, Style

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. 2 th Of July de 2012.

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• I rarely do anything on the show by myself. I dont want it to be about me. Squatting in the sewer in San Francisco, its really hot, were up to our knees in a river of crap. Rats and cockroaches are all over. I would never, ever walk into that environment, except for the fact that the guy who does it every day is squatting next to me.

  Mike Rowe

  Rivers, San Francisco, Guy

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• Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?

  Denis Leary

  Noche, Pensar, Larga

  Song: Elvis And I

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• Lazy reviewers look up other people's reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap.

  Joni Mitchell

  Writing, People, Lazy

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• At birth we are very much like a new hard drive - no viruses, no bad information, no crap that's been downloaded into it yet. It's what we feed into that hard drive that starts the corruption of the files.

  Nikki Sixx

  Viruses, Information, Birth

  Nikki Sixx (2008). “The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star”, p.533, Simon and Schuster

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• The moment you believe your own crap and excuses, you fail.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Believe, Excuse You, Failing

  Twitter post from Jul 31, 2013

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• ¿Hay algún indicio de que no deberíamos estar deprimidos? ¿Vives en el mismo planeta que yo? ¿Alguna vez has pensado que la depresión podría ser la respuesta humana razonable a la mierda que estamos atravesando como especie, destinada a impulsarnos hacia el siguiente paso evolutivo, o al menos a tomar algún curso de acción diferente para poder sobrevivir? ¿Has pensado alguna vez que quizá sean las personas felices las que están realmente mal de la cabeza?

  Marc Maron

  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

  "Marc Maron - Bipolar Coaster". "Comedy Central Presents", Season 11, Episode 1, www.cc.com. January 12, 2007.

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• Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Humor, Waiting

  "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", www.imdb.com. (2005-2015).

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• Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Humor, Swimming

  "Last Laugh '05". Comedy, Music, 2005.

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• Las noticias de la televisión local son el mayor peligro de tu vida. Es todo basura.

  Ray Bradbury

  Tv News, Tvs, Danger

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• The trick to acting is not to show off; it's to think the thoughts of the character. I was lucky because when I started acting, it was doing jobs above pubs. I learned to act in anonymity, so by the time people saw me, I knew what I was doing. I was crap for years, but no one saw me being crap. It's a trade you learn.

  Eddie Marsan

  Jobs, Character, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In America everyone plays bang ball, eight ball, nine ball, that kind of stupid crap, but in Canada and Europe they play snooker which is a much more skillful game and I enjoy that. I play pool now with friends, if we go to a bar we will play, but I am nowhere near as good as I once was.

  Daniel Negreanu

  Stupid, Eight, Europe

  Source: pokerworks.com

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• I think we overrate experience and what we've been through in terms of our success at doing the work we do. There are many people who get beat up, who suffer, who are victimized, and then they sit down to write and they write crap.

  Jules Feiffer

  Escribir, Pensar, Personas

  "Jules Feiffer, Sketchy Character". Interview with Clara Jeffery, www.motherjones.com. August 30, 2010.

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• My formative years were all about 'Star Wars' - the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood 'Star Trek' but it was too caricatured for me.

  Nick Frost

  Estrellas, Guerra, Años

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• I come from a minimum wage working world, as we all did for at least some part of our lives, and that is never out of my rearview. I've never forgotten how much your feet hurt after you've stood on them for like 12 hours. And how the drudgery of a job you hate craps on your entire life; how you treat other people, how you treat yourself, and it really was getting to me.

  Henry Rollins

  Hurt, Jobs, Hate

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• One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

  Chris Mohr

  Paleo Diet, Good Things, Diets

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• There's a lot of crap out there. Most of the science fiction films alone are abominations, you know. They're mindless. So you can't learn from those kinds of films.

  Ray Bradbury

  Fiction, Kind, Film

  Source: www.jasonmarchi.com

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• Sin embargo, el amor romántico puede ser un montón de mierda, déjame decirte. Y puede hacerte daño.

  Al Pacino

  Hurt, Romantic Love, Let Me

  Lawrence Grobel, Al Pacino (2008). “Al Pacino”, p.55, Simon and Schuster

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• In a novella, a whole lot of crap can happen, and you can build momentum and suspense and leave room for a surprise or three. Stories are cut down to the most essential elements, and novels (this might be an unfair generalization on my part) are big fat clumsy efforts where the reader can snooze for a couple chapters and miss nothing of consequence. Hence my love for the middle way.

  Robert Reed

  Couple, Cutting, Effort

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