Crap Quotes - Page 6

• Me encanta Los Ángeles. En Irlanda llueve todo el tiempo, hace un tiempo horrible, así que es agradable ir a Los Ángeles, donde hace sol todos los días y es más fácil llevar un estilo de vida saludable. A diferencia de New York, donde te pasas el día bebiendo.

  Jack Reynor

  New York, Nice, Rain

  "Questions And Answers From Tribeca: Jack Reynor". Interview with Kase Wickman, www.mtv.com. April 26, 2013.

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• How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.""Maybeyou should rupture something.""Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.

  Marjorie M. Liu

  Army, Nurse, Sick

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• You are told from the moment you enter school that time is constant. It never changes. It is one of those set things in life that you can always rely on... much like death and taxes. There will always be sixty seconds in a minute. There will always be sixty minutes in an hour. And there will always be twenty-four hours in a day. Time was not fluctuating. It moved on at the same, constant pace at every moment in your life. And that was the biggest load of crap that I'd ever been taught in school.

  S.C. Stephens

  School, Sixty Minutes, Things In Life

  S.C. Stephens (2013). “Effortless”, p.98, Simon and Schuster

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• I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American Apparel ads) I'm over this weird, exhausted girl. I'm over the girl that's tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls. I like people filled with life. I'm over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.

  Amy Poehler

  Girl, Smart, Party

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• Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.

  Mickey Spillane

  Guy, Hammers, Literature

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• ¡Hay que comer rayos y cagar truenos!

  Shane McMahon

  Wwe, Lightning, Thunder

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• ¡Mira la competencia de The Rock! Mírenlo. ¡Parece que un gran mono vino aquí, cagó, y salió Mankind!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Rocas, Wwe, Competición

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• Empiezo el día con avena con leche de almendras y vainilla. Si no lo hago, me muero al mediodía y me como todo lo que veo. En el plató, evito las porquerías y preparo sopa y ensalada. Cocino chuletas de cerdo o tacos de pavo para cenar.

  Kaley Cuoco

  Sight, Turkeys, Oatmeal

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• These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Beautiful, Running, Couple

  Chuck Palahniuk (1999). "Superviviente: una novela", Anchor

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• This being-nice crap was for thebirds.

  Kerrelyn Sparks

  Nice, Bird, Being Nice

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• Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

  Jill Shalvis

  Trying, Asking, Shade

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• When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out.

  Charles Barkley

  Dirty, Dark, People

  "'Brainwashed' blacks hold up success". Interview with Breeanna Hare, www.cnn.com. October 28, 2014.

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• ¡Mejor que esa mierda naranja que llevas!

  Vince McMahon

  Wwe, Orange

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• Si un tipo no se juega nada, no vale una mierda.

  Evel Knievel

  Guy, Gamble, Ifs

  "Evel Knievel: Lo que he aprendido", por Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. 30 de noviembre de 2007.

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• C++ is a pile of crap.

  Theo de Raadt

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• Life gets so ridiculous, you just have to brush it off like sand and laugh. I think the laughter is good medicine for crap-itis.

  Ace Antonio Hall

  Laughter, Thinking, Medicine

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• Cuando hablo con gente que cree en esta mierda del calentamiento global... es ciencia falsa. Pueden tener estudios y títulos que dicen que son científicos, pero no lo son. Son políticos e izquierdistas.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Believe, People, Fake

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• There are two ways to look at most problems... 'Oh Crap!' or, 'Good Information!,' and our choice will give us good information on how to deal with problems in the future.

  Bill Crawford

  Two, Giving, Choices

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• You read the papers and you watch television, so you know the kind of spider-brained, commercially poisoned piece-of-crap reporting you get in America.

  Greg Palast

  America, Watches, Spiders

  Greg Palast (2004). “The best democracy money can buy: an investigative reporter exposes the truth about globalization, corporate cons, and high-finance fraudsters”, Plume Books

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• Aunque construyera un estadio con capacidad para 50.000 espectadores y comprara a Ronaldinho, seguiría habiendo quejas por la porquería de perritos calientes.

  Simon Jordan

  Stadiums, Complaints, Stills

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• A trajectory of misery – at this point – seems intentional.
  We have all the information we need to see clearly.
  We are no longer unaware toddlers on the landscape of consciousness.
  It is no longer cute to crap ourselves.

  Buddy Wakefield

  Cute, Needs, Landscape

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• I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

  Jenny Eclair

  Madre, padre, pelo

  "A funny five minutes with Jenny Eclair". Interview with Mirror.uk, www.mirror.co.uk. May 2, 2010.

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• I have so much more compassion for journalists and the work that they have to do, in order to do the jobs that they have to do. I am much more in awe of and am celebratory of great journalism when I see it, and I'm much more critical of bad journalism, or crap masquerading as journalism.

  Thomas Sadoski

  Jobs, Compassion, Order

  Fuente: collider.com

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• [T]he notion that a belief in self-reliance cannot coexist with a spirit of generosity is crap. In fact, one is far less likely to find a spirit of generosity among the advocates of governmentally-required "compassion".

  Glenn Reynolds

  Compassion, Self, Generosity

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• I'm a terrible photographer.I'm not being modest. My photos really are crap. But in a way, the more the photo is crap, the better to paint from.

  Chantal Joffe

  Way, Photographer, Paint

  Fuente: www.interviewmagazine.com

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