Henry Cho Quotes

• College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

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  Writing, College, Checks

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• My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

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  Selfish, Wife, Stubborn

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• I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

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  People, Southern, Asian

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• Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a comedian and a person. I'm a grown up now doing a kid's job. Being a more mature Christian these days makes it easier than when I first started. Now I get to do shows of my choosing and a lot of folks attending the shows know my work and expect a clean show.

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  Christian, Jobs, Kids

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• As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

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  Simple, Comedian, Not Sure

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• My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

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  Kids, Years, Wife

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• I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn't change for Vegas.

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  Summer, Pride, Vegas

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• So, I'm from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean.

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  Korean, South

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• I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby meets Bob Newhart. Also my character isn't an idiot as all the rest of the sitcoms recently have the dad character like Homer Simpson.

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  Dad, School, Character

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• My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

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  Writing, Mad, Wife

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• Los tiburones atacan a los surfistas porque parecen focas. Al parecer, cuando estás tumbado en tu tabla y te cuelgan los brazos y las piernas, desde abajo pareces una foca. Así que me hice una foto de una foca, la pinté con una línea roja y la puse debajo de mi tabla.

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  Sharks, Red, Boards

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• I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

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  Smart, Causes, Korean

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• I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

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  House, Shows, Show Biz

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• My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room.

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  Different, Stories, Way

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• I think my one of my strengths in standup is my ability to adlib. I do all my best writing on stage. I can sit down and write jokes, but I'd rather go on stage with a premise or an idea and let the jokes come that way. My creative juices are never flowing any better than when I'm onstage.

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  Writing, Thinking, Creative Juices

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• Mi programa es una comedia para adultos, pero no es ofensivo. Tus hijos podrían escucharlo, aunque espero que no 'entiendan' la mayor parte. Pero recibo muchos correos de madres futbolistas que me dicen: 'Me encanta tener tu CD porque puedo escucharlo con mis hijos en el coche'.

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  Soccer, Mom, Kids

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• In the early days I was on the road 45-50 weeks a year, driving from gig to gig 6-8 weeks in a row. Not everyone can do that. The show becomes the easy part. Tt's the life on the road that is the hardest... and you can't get any good at standup unless you do the road.

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  Years, Gigs, Driving

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• My standup has always been a direct reflection of my life. When I was single, I talked about single stuff. I talked about dating. When I got married there were only a handful of stories I could move over to where I wasn't going to be disrespectful to my wife. So I developed a new routine.

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  Moving, Reflection, Wife

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• Mi familia es lo primero en mi vida. Dejo de escribir o de hacer cualquier cosa para llevar a mi hijo a preescolar o cuidarlo en su clase de natación.

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  Family, Writing, Swimming

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• Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.

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  Growing Up, Two, Bob

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