Joe Mande Quotes

• I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

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  Dog, Giving Up, Writing

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• On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become super aggressive and unhinged. I should probably get off of Twitter and see a therapist.

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  Nice, Thoughtful, Thinking

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• My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team. We charged money for tickets, saying the proceeds went to our school's recycling program. Then, immediately after the show, we divided up all the money and kept it.

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  Team, School, Black

  "10 Comics to Watch: Joe Mande Q&A". Interview with Daniel Lehman, www.backstage.com. July 9, 2012.

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• Martin Noakes es un teórico de la conspiración británico que, en mi opinión, es también el mejor compositor del mundo. Sus canciones son hermosas. Son una locura. Esa canción del 11-S... ninguna canción se me ha metido más en la cabeza. Y es inapropiada. No puedes andar por ahí cantando sobre "el combustible de los aviones no derrite el acero".

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  Hermosa, Canción, Loca

  Fuente: tv.avclub.com

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• You should really get some quotes about our show. Noah loves when people talk about him. Negatively or positively.

  Joe Mande

  People, Should, Shows

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• The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo.

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  Fuente: tv.avclub.com

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• I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff.

  Joe Mande

  Fuente: tv.avclub.com

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