Chelsea Peretti Quotes

• If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Love, Relationship, Writing

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• Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

  Chelsea Peretti

  Pensar, Gente, Guy

  "Chelsea Peretti says no to fedoras in Netflix comedy special trailer" by Ariana Bacle, www.ew.com. October 27, 2014.

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• Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Interesting, Sometimes, Nervous

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• Why are old maps always burnt?

  Chelsea Peretti

  Mapas

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• I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.

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  World, Guests, Comedy

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• Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

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  Jobs, People, Comedian

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• Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Italian, Culture, Noses

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• My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

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  Mom, Years, Parent

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• I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it's a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it's a good attitude.

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  Spiritual, Attitude, Real

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• Diría que tengo una relación de amor-odio con casi todo en mi vida, incluido el stand-up.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Hate, Including, Love Hate

  "Chelsea Peretti Is About To Get Very Famous". Interview with Rose Surnow, www.cosmopolitan.com. June 11, 2013.

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• On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

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  Ex Boyfriend, Tweet, Proof

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• I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

  Chelsea Peretti

  Mom, Song, Encouragement

  Interview with Carrie Battan, pitchfork.com. January 14, 2014.

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