Eddie Izzard Quotes - Page 4

• Así que en Europa teníamos imperios. Todo el mundo los tenía: Francia, España, Gran Bretaña y Turquía. El Imperio Otomano, lleno de muebles por alguna razón. Y el Imperio Austrohúngaro, famoso por
  ¡de todo! Sí, todo lo que hicieron fue derrumbarse lentamente como un flan en un armario.

  Eddie Izzard

  Europe, Turkeys, Empires

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• And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Sex, Night

  "Eddie Izzard: Definite Article". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1996.

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• If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.

  Eddie Izzard

  America, Gossip, Trying

  "Eddie Izzard, fuerza de la naturaleza". Entrevista con Gerry Visco, www.interviewmagazine.com. 19 de mayo de 2014.

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• For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.

  Eddie Izzard

  Girl, Zero, Boys

  "Eddie Izzard, Force Of Nature". Interview with Gerry Visco, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 19, 2014.

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• It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

  Eddie Izzard

  Music, Talking, Piano

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• I am two lesbians in a man's body.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Men, Two

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• I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is." But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.

  Eddie Izzard

  Thinking, Two, America

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• Así que el gobierno estadounidense mintió a los nativos americanos durante muchos, muchos años, y luego el presidente Clinton mintió sobre una relación, ¡y todo el mundo se sorprendió! Me parece un poco ingenuo.

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  Native American, Government, Years

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• Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

  Eddie Izzard

  Two, Brain, Language

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• Religión y filosofía, filosofía y religión - son dos palabras que son ... diferentes. En ortografía.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Philosophy, Two

  "Eddie Izzard: Live at the Ambassadors". Comedy, 1993.

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• Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.

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  War, Hunting, People

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• When I was seven, I said, "I want to act." When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.

  Eddie Izzard

  Fun, Comedian, Actors

  "Eddie Izzard Talks TREASURE ISLAND, Possibility of a Sequel, and MUNSTERS Reboot MOCKINGBIRD LANE". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. May 1, 2012.

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• But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

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  Marijuana, Four, Dutch

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It's honorable.

  Eddie Izzard

  Dream, Trying, Facts

  Fuente: www.huffingtonpost.com

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• You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

  Eddie Izzard

  Moon, Land, Jam

  Twitter post from Feb 17, 2015

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• I use a Bruce Lee technique: "The way of no way". He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go.

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  Fighting, Thinking, Ideas

  "'I'm just a bloke talking crap'". Interview with Chris Wiegand, www.theguardian.com. February 15, 2008.

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• I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

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  Want, Dies

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• This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

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  Coffee, Feet, Twelve

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• I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

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  Taken, Trying, Dresses

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• Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because... it's true! 'Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.

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  Girl, Queens, Gay

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• I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!

  Eddie Izzard

  Internet, Files

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• No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Makeup, Men

  "Eddie Izzard: Sexie". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

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• Drag for me is costume, and what I'm trying to do is, sometimes I'll go around and wear makeup in the streets, turn up to the gig, take the makeup off, do the show, and then put the makeup back on. It's the inverse of drag. It's not about artifice. It's about me just expressing myself. So when I'm campaigning in London for politics, I campaign with makeup on and the nails. It's just what I have on, like any woman.

  Eddie Izzard

  Makeup, Trying, Nails

  "Eddie Izzard, fuerza de la naturaleza". Entrevista con Gerry Visco, www.interviewmagazine.com. 19 de mayo de 2014.

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• I'm an Action Transvestite.

  Eddie Izzard

  Action, Transvestites

  "PLAYBILL ON-LINE'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER with Eddie Izzard". Interview with Ernio Hernandez, www.playbill.com. April 02, 2003.

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• Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

  Eddie Izzard

  Animal, Thinking, Should

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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