Eddie Izzard Quotes About Comedy

• Si nunca has visto esquiar a un elefante, es que nunca has tomado ácido.

  Eddie Izzard

  Divertido, Elefantes, Ácido

  "Eddie Izzard: Artículo Definitivo". Documental, Comedia, 1996.

• Crecí en Europa, de donde procede la historia.

  Eddie Izzard

  Divertido, Sarcástico, Sarcasmo

  "Eddie Izzard: Glorious". Documental, www.imdb.com. 1997.

• Me gusta el café como me gustan las mujeres. En un vaso de plástico.

  Eddie Izzard

  Divertido, Ingenioso, Café

  "Eddie Izzard: Glorious". Vídeo, www.imdb.com. 1997.

• I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

  Eddie Izzard

  Comedy, Dies

• Nunca metas un calcetín en una tostadora.

  Eddie Izzard

  Divertido, Ingenioso, Humorístico

  Publicación en Twitter del 21 de febrero de 2015

• And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Sex, Night

  "Eddie Izzard: Definite Article". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1996.

• There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Snowboarding, Two

  "Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill". www.imdb.com. 1999.

• There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Army, Makeup

• Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Book, Interesting

  "Eddie Izzard: Stripped". Documental, Comedia, 2009.

• I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Latin, Done

  "Eddie Izzard: Artículo definitivo". Documental, Comedia, www.imdb.com. 1996.

• El Scrabble fue inventado por los nazis para cabrear a los niños con dislexia. Esto es cierto, lo han demostrado. La palabra dislexia fue inventada por los nazis para cabrear a los niños con dislexia.

  Eddie Izzard

  Divertido, Niños, Scrabble

  "Eddie Izzard: Stripped". Documental, Comedia, 2009.

• Religión y filosofía, filosofía y religión - son dos palabras que son ... diferentes. En ortografía.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Philosophy, Two

  "Eddie Izzard: Live at the Ambassadors". Comedy, 1993.

• I am two lesbians in a man's body.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Men, Two

• Alguien ha matado a 100.000 personas. Casi decimos: "¡Bien hecho! ¿Has matado a 100.000 personas? ¡Debes levantarte muy temprano por la mañana! Ni siquiera puedo ir al gimnasio. Tu diario debe parecer raro: 'Levantarse por la mañana, muerte, muerte, muerte, muerte, muerte, muerte - almuerzo - muerte, muerte, muerte - té de la tarde - muerte, muerte, muerte - ducha rápida ...' "

  Eddie Izzard

  Divertido, Mañana, Almuerzo

  "Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill". Documental, Comedia, 1998.

• No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Makeup, Men

  "Eddie Izzard: Sexie". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

• Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Crazy, Native American

  "Eddie Izzard: Circle". Documentary, Comedy, 2000.

• If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Sarcastic, Block

• Así que el gobierno estadounidense mintió a los nativos americanos durante muchos, muchos años, y luego el presidente Clinton mintió sobre una relación, ¡y todo el mundo se sorprendió! Me parece un poco ingenuo.

  Eddie Izzard

  Native American, Government, Years

• MAC me dio 55 barras de labios para que las probara. Son los mismos pintalabios que me pilló robando la policía cuando tenía 15 años. Qué ironía.

  Eddie Izzard

  Policía, Irónico, Pruebas

• They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

  Eddie Izzard

  Pants, Comedy, Colour

• I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

  Eddie Izzard

  Mean, Comedian, Acting

• Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

  Eddie Izzard

  Support, Weapons, Comedy

  "Straight talking" by Aida Edemariam, www.theguardian.com. December 1, 2008.

• Quería ser menos conocido en la comedia.

  Eddie Izzard

  Comedy, Well Known, Wells

  Interview with Amelie Gillette, tv.avclub.com. September 11, 2007.

• Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.

  Eddie Izzard

  Drama, Meals, Coke

  2004 In The Guardian, 17 May

• The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.

  Eddie Izzard

  Drama, Lines, Comedy

  "Eddie Izzard Talks TREASURE ISLAND, Possibility of a Sequel, and MUNSTERS Reboot MOCKINGBIRD LANE". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. May 1, 2012.

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