Nick Thune Quotes

• Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

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  People, World, Blind

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• The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

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  Compañero de piso

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• In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me a shot as a salesman for a shift. What happened was I sold two cars in one day and they offered me the position. After a while I decided I didn't want the job and so I told the manager I'd contracted HIV from having unprotected sex. It was only half true but I'd been feeling sick and somehow convinced myself I was really dying. I remember I sat in my boss' office, the both of us crying. Later than night he calls my dad and says 'I'm sorry your son has HIV.' It was terrible.

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  Senior, Jobs, Sex

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• I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

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  Wife, Want, Arrangements

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• People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes. Whereas before you write a joke, you don't know if anybody is really touching on it or not, and you tell it onstage the next night. For joke writing it has changed things.

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  Escritura, Noche, Gente

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for.

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  Thinking, People, Insecurity

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Sabes que lo realmente bueno es un galgo en la ducha.

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  Greyhounds, Showers, Knows

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• There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

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  Pensamiento, Gente, Opinión

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it's important for me to keep that presence going.

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  Couple, Dumb, Important

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.

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  Thinking, Comedian, Want

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

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  Writing, Character, People

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