Jen Kirkman Quotes

• I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets all juicy." We didn't even believe it. We were like, "Well, that's weird."

  Jen Kirkman

  Chica, Profesor, Sexo

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want to do this but whatever the universe thinks is right, I'm open." Because otherwise it causes me so much pain if I don't get what I want. It's my least favorite thing.

  Jen Kirkman

  Pain, Thinking, Opportunity

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

  Jen Kirkman

  Regret, Thinking, Special You

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• En cuanto a lo que le pasó a Amy [Schumer], si me hubiera pasado a mí estaría en plan: "Sí, vete, por favor". Pero hice muchas giras. Empecé como telonera, haciendo muchas giras durante los años de Bush, hacia 2007. Estuve de gira durante las elecciones de Barack Obama, las primeras con Sarah Palin y John McCain, y hablé con la gente sobre eso y siempre estaban divididos por la mitad.

  Jen Kirkman

  Years, Amy, Crowds

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

  Jen Kirkman

  Mean, Doe, Littles

  Jen Kirkman (2014). “I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids”, p.54, Simon and Schuster

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• I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids. I'm doing what I want to do and people who want kids are doing what they want to do. What about this scenario makes me selfish?

  Jen Kirkman

  Selfish, Kids, People

  Jen Kirkman (2014). “I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids”, p.101, Simon and Schuster

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• Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

  Jen Kirkman

  Retirement, Golf, College

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• I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my personal life but obviously I'm in a business where people think that Twitter matters so I'll be like, "Yes, I will tweet out this show." But it is something that me, the human, uses.

  Jen Kirkman

  Thinking, People, Matter

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.

  Jen Kirkman

  Trying, Want, Universe

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. It wouldn't be like, "And it's going to be No. 1 and I'm going to get rich and go on a book tour and own a library." I don't know the difference between doing what I normally do and making a resolution. And if it doesn't happen, then I'm going to be miserable.

  Jen Kirkman

  Book, Writing, Differences

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

  Jen Kirkman

  Population, Needs, Looks

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• [Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

  Jen Kirkman

  Moving, Comedian, Sells

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

  Jen Kirkman

  Romance, Care, Height

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

  Jen Kirkman

  Writing, Natural Talent, Acting

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

  Jen Kirkman

  Believe, Found

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I stay on [Twitter] as Jen Kirkman, a person. It's just a way for me to connect with what I know and read everything and catch all areas.

  Jen Kirkman

  Way, Persons, Areas

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• A mi cerebro le gusta la idea de presentar un programa nocturno. A mi cerebro le gusta la idea de tener un programa sobre mí. Así que a menudo propongo ideas y trabajo en guiones y hago todo eso sólo porque puede que no tenga razón sobre lo que siento, así que por qué no hacerlo, y si sucede y tengo mi propio programa, bueno, tal vez acabe enamorándome de él.

  Jen Kirkman

  Falling In Love, Night, Ideas

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

  Jen Kirkman

  People, Albums, Way

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

  Jen Kirkman

  Jobs, Groups, Use

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• I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.

  Jen Kirkman

  Merece

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial.

  Jen Kirkman

  Tired, Thinking, Leather Pants

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• The whole notion that I don't appeal to the demographic - all my fans are young men. Someone asked me the other day, "So are your shows just full of 40-year-old single women?" I'm like, "I would be rich if that were true."

  Jen Kirkman

  Men, Years, Fans

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Creo que lo que más me gusta es hacer monólogos sobre el escenario. Todo lo demás lo hago para exponerme a hacer más monólogos, por dinero y por el seguro médico.

  Jen Kirkman

  Pensar, Cosas favoritas, Mis favoritas

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

  Jen Kirkman

  Clubs, Firsts, Comedy

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• Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what you do. You have a lot more opportunity. You can maybe even not work for a few years. It puts you in a great position to make some decisions. You're not always taking every job that comes and that kind of thing.

  Jen Kirkman

  Jobs, Opportunity, Years

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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