Tom Papa Quotes

• It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

  Tom Papa

  Beber, alcohol, drogas

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• My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.

  Tom Papa

  Coffee, Night, Thinking

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• In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

  Tom Papa

  Disappointment, Father, Cat

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