Laura Kightlinger Quotes

• I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

  Laura Kightlinger

  Mother, Mean, Sleep

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• I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

  Laura Kightlinger

  Sex, Numbers, Guy

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• I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Drinking, Night, Thinking

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• Me piden mucho que haga actos benéficos y he decidido que tengo que ser un poco más exigente, no puedo hacerlos todos. . . . Me pidieron que hiciera un acto benéfico para bebés adictos al crack. Y dije bueno, está bien, te ayudaré a recaudar dinero para ellos, pero creo que ambos sabemos en qué lo van a gastar.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Baby, Thinking, Cracks

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• I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Beber, Cerveza, Pensar

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Pasa en Navidad, en Nochevieja, en San Valentín. ¿Es justo para alguien que está solo? Son días en los que tienes que estar con alguien. Y si no llegaste a matarte en Navidad o New Year, ¡bum! Ahí está San Valentín. Creo que debería haber otro después de San Valentín que se llamara "¿Quién podría amarte?".

  Laura Kightlinger

  Sarcastic, New Year, Funny Valentines Day

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• Lo que más me sorprende de que te despidan es que nadie tiene nada interesante que decir al respecto. Siempre dicen lo mismo. Siempre dicen: "Todo pasa por algo". Aunque suene patético, supongo que es mejor oírlo en voz alta. Porque cuando lo oyes en tu propia cabeza, suena como: 'Cualquier cosa puede pasar con una navaja'.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Everything Happens For A Reason, Insightful, Sound

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• I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Funny Relationship, Dating, Bad Marriage

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• [On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.

  Laura Kightlinger

  New York, Coffee, Cities

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• I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Queens, Dresses, Want

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Needs, Bottles, Might

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• I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

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  Sleep, Men, Goal

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• Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Feminist, Negative, Connotation

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• I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

  Laura Kightlinger

  Next, Broke, Bits

  "Laura Kightlinger goes 'Minor' in a major way". www.today.com. August 1, 2006.

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• Anything can happen with a razor.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Razors, Anything Can Happen, Happens

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• I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

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  Might, Hiding

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• My grandmother, she passed away at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?

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  Holiday, Sadness, Grandmother

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• It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Real, Gay, Thinking

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• We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Mistake, Feel Good, Trying

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• Me encanta comer en él, lavarme los dientes y tragarme la pasta de dientes en él. Me encanta golpear el techo con los puños cuando estoy perdido o no encuentro aparcamiento.

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  Lost Love, Hands, Space

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• I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

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  Rejection, Feels, Petrol

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• I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

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  Mean, Sleep, Night

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