Noel Fielding Funny Quotes

• I'm a mischievous drunk.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Drunk

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

• He tenido un día muy raro, algún bromista tiró bambú en el recinto de los pingüinos. Todos salieron disparados. Fue una pesadilla, me llevó toda la mañana volver a meterlos.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Mañana, Humor

• I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

• When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Baseball, Stupid

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

• They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

• No means yes in grasshopper language.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Malo, Humor

• When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Kids, Humor

• When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Kids, Humor

• Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Eye

• Es el auténtico baile punk. Es como un niño mareado con limonada.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Niños, Humor

  "Never Mind the Buzzcocks". Comedy, Game-Show, Music, 1996–2015.

• I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

• When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Kids, Humor

• Nunca intentes realizar una misión en solitario por tu cuenta.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Intento

• I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously thought it was one of my mates mocking about. So I was like, "Yeah, whatever." And it was him, but I even went to him, "That's not even a good Irish accent!"

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Nombres

  "Never Mind the Buzzcocks". Comedy, Game-Show, Music, 1996 - 2015.

• My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Summer, Wall

  "The mighty clowns" by Dorian Lynskey, www.theguardian.com. September 9, 2006.

• Tenemos todo lo que necesitamos aquí. Tenemos Baileys, cremosa, y, um ... everythin 'bueno. Te traeré otro Baileys

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Necesidades

• Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Profesor, Humor

• Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Pain, Couple

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

• Lo tengo todo aquí ultra violetas, platillos voladores, fresa bootlace vamos participar.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Flying

• You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Gay

• There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Odio, Humor

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

• Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Humor, Chicos

• La corbata es un accesorio multiusos, ya sabes, cinturón, colegial, Rambo.

  Noel Fielding

  Divertido, Escuela, Humor

  "Fictional character: Vince Noir". "The Mighty Boosh", www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2007.

• Cuando tenía 14 años, vi cómo le acuchillaban la cara y las muñecas a alguien en un pub de Catford. Nadie movió un dedo. Fue entonces cuando me di cuenta de que la violencia no era divertida. En absoluto.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Knives

  "This much I know". Interview with Eva Wiseman, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2008.

• Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Humor, Ponchos

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