Tim Dorsey Quotes

• Aliviar el estrés mediante gritos histéricos.

  Tim Dorsey

  Stress, Hysterical, Stress Relieving

  48 Copiar cita

• I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

  Tim Dorsey

  Insanity, Suffering, Enjoy

  16 Copiar cita

• But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

  Tim Dorsey

  Spiritual, Waiting, Vision

  17 Copiar cita

• My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

  Tim Dorsey

  Knives, Making Love, Culture

  14 Copiar cita

• Una pierna ortopédica con una pegatina de Willie Nelson apareció en la playa, lo que significaba que era Florida. Luego se puso raro.

  Tim Dorsey

  Beach, Florida, Legs

  Tim Dorsey (2012). “Pineapple Grenade: A Novel”, p.7, Harper Collins

  9 Copiar cita

• Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

  Tim Dorsey

  Fighting, Ambush, Walks

  "Gator A-GO-GO". Book by Tim Dorsey, January 26, 2010.

  11 Copiar cita

• Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

  Tim Dorsey

  Dream, Life Is, Second Best

  8 Copiar cita

• It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.

  Tim Dorsey

  Socialism, Ifs

  7 Copiar cita

• Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

  Tim Dorsey

  Ammo, Building Confidence

  9 Copiar cita

• Asesinato es una palabra tan cargada. ¿Sabes cómo algunas personas se obsesionan y no dejan pasar las cosas? Se llaman policías.

  Tim Dorsey

  People, Murder, Cop

  Tim Dorsey (2009). “Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel”, p.1, Harper Collins

  10 Copiar cita

• Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

  Tim Dorsey

  Beer, Thinking, Phones

  Tim Dorsey (2009). “Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel”, William Morrow

  7 Copiar cita

• There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.

  Tim Dorsey

  Artist, Three, Want

  4 Copiar cita

• Espera con impaciencia la maravilla de crecer, formar una familia y pasar por delante de la gasolinera donde ahora trabajan los chicos populares.

  Tim Dorsey

  Growing Up, Kids, Gas Stations

  "Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel". Book by Tim Dorsey, March 9, 2010.

  4 Copiar cita

• Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

  Tim Dorsey

  Fun, People, Different

  4 Copiar cita

• ...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand reference, 'I recently read where--' and they'll cut you off and say, 'Oh, I don't read'... This is a tragedy on so many different levels. First, because they don't read, they don't know enough to keep it to themselves. Next, and this is the most amazing part, they use a demeaning tone like I'm the stupid one for wasting time with books.

  Tim Dorsey

  Stupid, Book, Cutting

  4 Copiar cita

• Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

  Tim Dorsey

  Father, Jerk, Break

  4 Copiar cita

• Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave people the uncanny sensation of throwing money away while chewing their own lips off. It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.

  Tim Dorsey

  Florida, People, Drug

  6 Copiar cita

• A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.

  Tim Dorsey

  Math, Two, Storm

  7 Copiar cita

• Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment.

  Tim Dorsey

  Political, Toxic, Citizens

  4 Copiar cita

• These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.

  Tim Dorsey

  Animal, Snacks, Different

  4 Copiar cita

• The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in prison, two have gone insane from untreated venereal disease, and one writes book reviews.

  Tim Dorsey

  Libro, Escritura, Dos

  4 Copiar cita

• Pero en cambio te dicen que vendrán a arreglarte el cable entre las doce y las cinco, y yo digo, vale, pagaré mi próxima factura entre julio y noviembre, pero no se ríen.

  Tim Dorsey

  July, Laughing, Noon

  4 Copiar cita

También te puede gustar:

Carl Hiaasen

Randy Wayne White

Laura Lippman

John D. MacDonald

Jennifer McMahon

Christopher Moore

Hallie Ephron

Lisa Lutz