Bob Saget Quotes - Page 3

• My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

  Bob Saget

  Song, Thinking, Cry

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• A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

  Bob Saget

  Together, Way, Naked

  Twitter post from Aug 08, 2013

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• In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

  Bob Saget

  People, Creative, Looking Forward

  Fuente: www.omnivoracious.com

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• I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

  Bob Saget

  Baby, Feet, Pedicures

  Twitter post from May 30, 2013

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• Las palabras importan. Especialmente si estás pateando el culo de alguien con palabras entre amigos.

  Bob Saget

  Kicking, Matter, Ass

  Twitter post from Jan 06, 2013

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• Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

  Bob Saget

  Puedo

  Twitter post from Mar 16, 2013

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• I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

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  People, Smoking, Littles

  "Bob Saget talks dirty about The Aristocrats". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. July 25, 2005.

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• I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

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  Hurt, People, Laughing

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• I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

  Bob Saget

  Hate, Reality, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

  Bob Saget

  Teacher, Smart, Yoga

  Twitter post from Jul 14, 2013

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• If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

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  Wise, Careers, Eight

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• What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

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  Girlfriend, Car, Kitchen

  Twitter post from Aug 27, 2011

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• Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

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  People, Aristocracy, Want

  "Bob Saget talks dirty about The Aristocrats". MovieWeb Interview, movieweb.com. July 25, 2005.

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• I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

  Bob Saget

  Nuts, Waiting, Negative

  Twitter post from Jan 27, 2013

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• My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

  Bob Saget

  Wife, Saint, Diapers

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• They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

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  What If, Enemy, Ifs

  Twitter post from Aug 15, 2012

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• Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

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  Wish, Sometimes, Realizing

  Twitter post from Oct 16, 2011

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• Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

  Bob Saget

  Love Is, Two, Soul

  Twitter post from Feb 09, 2013

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• No hay íes en nosotros, pero hay dos íes en Wii.

  Bob Saget

  Two, Wii

  Twitter post from Dec 09, 2011

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• The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

  Bob Saget

  Greatness, Men

  Twitter post from May 23, 2013

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• My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.

  Bob Saget

  Insecure, Genuine, Being Insecure

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. December 02, 2010.

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• It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

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  Thinking, People, Make You Think

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I love my mom! You can too for $12!

  Bob Saget

  Mom, Love My Mom, My Mom

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• Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

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  Gente, Interesante, Camino

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

  Bob Saget

  Rocks, Years, Class

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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