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• Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

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  Bells, Ribbons, Cold

  FaceBook post by Christopher Moore from Dec 06, 2013

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• Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.

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  Differences, People, Drunk

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• May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

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  Sheep, Pet, Irs

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping”, p.53, Zondervan

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• Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

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  Guy, Males, Realizing

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• Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

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  Law, Vampire, Cop

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping: Book 1: Pine Cove Series”, p.208, Hachette UK

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• You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

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  Corazón, Mi Corazón, Romper

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

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• You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.

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  Thinking, Want, Prophet

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Coyote Blue: A Novel”, p.118, Simon and Schuster

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• I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.

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  Feelings, Television, Enough

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• In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life was just a tangled ball of chaos.

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  Justice, Tangled, World

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.225, Hachette UK

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• Consejo, pues, joven vasallo: Cuando te refieras a la hija mediana del rey, afirma que es hermosa, especula con que es piadosa, pero a menos que quieras pasarte el reloj buscando la caja donde guardan tu cabeza, resiste el impulso de hablar con ignorancia de sus partes traviesas". -Pocket No sé qué significa eso, señor". -Yeoman No hables de la shaggacity de Regan, hijo" [...] -Pocket

  Christopher Moore

  Daughter, Kings, Mean

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Fool: A Novel”, p.8, Harper Collins

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• Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.

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  Dragons, Demon, Flatulence

  Christopher Moore (2010). “Bite Me”, p.75, Hachette UK

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• Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.

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  Eight, Phones, Blue

  Christopher Moore (2009). “The Stupidest Angel”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome

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  Pjs, Hands, Gestures

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• Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess

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  Ikea, Brain, Trying

  Christopher Moore (2009). “The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror”, p.136, Hachette UK

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• It's like time travel only, you know, slower.

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  Time Travel, Knows

  Christopher Moore (2009). “You Suck”, p.66, Hachette UK

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• If you like what you're reading, I probably wrote it.

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  Reading, Ifs

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• En realidad era una alienígena -una especie de máquina de comer, cagar y hacer berrinches- y él no entendía nada de su especie.

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  Machines, Tantrums, Aliens

  Christopher Moore (2009). “A Dirty Job: A Novel”, p.36, Harper Collins

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• As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, who she felt could have been the poster child for the failure of public education.

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  Profesor, Niños, Escuela

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• I love you above all things, even pie.

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  Love You, Pie, All Things

  Christopher Moore (2010). “Fool”, p.25, Hachette UK

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• When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.

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  People, Looks, Stuff

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• As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.

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  Communication, Needs, Want

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• She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

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  El mal

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• San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a great setting for a horror story.

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  Hermoso, Oscuro, Claro

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• Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.

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  Thinking, Mind, Roulette

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• Palabras, palabras, palabras, un millón de millones de palabras dan vueltas en mi cabeza como halcones, esperando zambullirse en la página para rasgar y desgarrar las dos únicas palabras que quiero escribir. ¿Por qué yo?

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  Writing, Circles, Two

  Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, p.8, Harper Collins

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