Christopher Moore Quotes About Coffee

• The Winter Woman is as wild as a blizzard, as fresh as new snow. While some see her as cold, she has a fiery heart under that ice-queen exterior. She likes the stark simplicity of Japanese art and the daring complexity of Russian literature. She prefers sharp to flowing lines, brooding to pouting, and rock and roll to country and western. Her drink is vodka, her car is German, her analgesic is Advil. The Winter Woman likes her men weak and her coffee strong. She is prone to anemia, hysteria, and suicide.

  Christopher Moore

  Suicide, Country, Art

• She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.

  Christopher Moore

  Coffee, Blood, Evil

  Christopher Moore (2009). “You Suck”, p.84, Hachette UK

• Y quiero que sepas que si vuelves a hacerle daño a mi hijo, si tan sólo suspira tristemente mientras toma su café, contrataré a un hombre, un ruso, probablemente, para que te dé caza y te arranque todo ese pelo negro y brillante de la cabeza, luego te rompa los brazos y las piernas flacas, te prenda fuego y luego te apague con un martillo. Y en caso de que haya hijos de tu bestial celo, haré que el ruso los corte en pedacitos y se los dé de comer al perro de madame Jacob, porque, aunque no sea más que un artista libertino, inútil y simplón, Lucien es mi favorito, y no permitiré que le hagan daño. ¿Comprendes?

  Christopher Moore

  Dog, Hurt, Children

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