Pigs Quotes - Page 2

• Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

  Patti LuPone

  Hunting, Dating, Sometimes

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• Hay hombres que no aman a un cerdo boquiabierto, otros que se vuelven locos si contemplan un gato, y otros que cuando canta la gaita no pueden contener su orina.

  William Shakespeare

  Love, Cat, Men

  'The Merchant of Venice' (1596-8) act 4, sc. 1, l. 47

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• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Voice

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• I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

  Gianfranco Zola

  Apples, Jam, Ears

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• He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic." I got up and walked out of that class and never went back.

  Carolyn Kizer

  Teaching, Class, Poetic

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• Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Divertido, listo, inteligente

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• Recuerda siempre que un gato mira al hombre por encima del hombro, un perro lo admira, pero un cerdo lo mirará a los ojos y lo verá como su igual.

  Winston Churchill

  Inspiring, Dog, Military

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• Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

  Ice Cube

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• Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Food, Science, Men

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2387, Delphi Classics

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• Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

  Elayne Boosler

  Dog, Congress, Smarter

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• Sí, lo harás. Y te advertiré ahora que no su sangre, sino tu sospecha puede crear el mal en ellos. Serán lo que tú esperas de ellos... Creo que cuando un hombre encuentra el bien o el mal en sus hijos está viendo sólo lo que él plantó en ellos después de que salieron del vientre materno." "No se puede hacer un caballo de carreras de un cerdo". "No", dijo Samuel, "pero puedes hacer un cerdo muy rápido".

  John Steinbeck

  Caballos, Niños, Hombres

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• There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.

  Barbara Woodhouse

  Yellow, Baths, Soap

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• If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.

  Robert Jordan

  Alas, Deseo, Si

  Robert Jordan (2010). “Lord of Chaos: Book Six of 'The Wheel of Time'”, p.311, Macmillan

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• The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

  Confucius

  Riches, Fool, Fats

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• The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect.

  E. B. White

  Ideas, Wish, Theme

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• Es mejor ser un ser humano insatisfecho que un cerdo satisfecho; mejor ser Socrates insatisfecho que un tonto satisfecho. Y si el tonto, o el cerdo, tienen una opinión diferente, es porque sólo conocen su propio lado de la cuestión.

  John Stuart Mill

  Diferente, Loco, Lados

  John Stuart Mill, Jeremy Bentham, John Troyer (2003). "Los utilitaristas clásicos: Bentham and Mill", p.102, Hackett Publishing

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• The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

  Elizabeth Bishop

  Feet, Littles, Stuck

  Elizabeth Bishop (2015). “Poems”, p.69, Macmillan

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• Las mujeres se dan cuenta de que no vale la pena comprar un cerdo entero sólo para conseguir un poco de salchicha.

  Andy Rooney

  Sausage, Littles, Buying

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• Hay momentos para ser delicado y momentos para ser un cerdo.

  Doug Stanhope

  Dainty

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• But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.

  Esquilo

  Men, Praying, Dishes

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• Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.

  Marvin Harris

  Dirty, Animal, Giving

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• Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

  Tim Allen

  Men, Comedy

  "It's a Man's World: 800 Jokes from the Guy's (Warped) Point of View". Book by Judy Brown, 2005.

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• An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me, sir. But unfortunately, I'm only a man.'

  Anatole France

  Father, Animal, Men

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• Litigios: Una máquina en la que entras como un cerdo y de la que sales como una salchicha.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Law, Machines, Sausage

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). "Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)", p.2450, Delphi Classics.

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• There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

  Catherine Zeta-Jones

  Women, Pot

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