Mother In Law Quotes - Page 4

• Mi suegra dice que si quieres vivir como un republicano, vota como un demócrata. Que si formas parte del grupo al que le va bien en este sistema, te debes a ti mismo y a los demás el cuidar de ellos y asegurarte de que siempre estás construyendo una escalera para que otros se unan a ti.

  Thomas Friedman

  Mother, Law, Groups

  Source: theislamicmonthly.com

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• My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

  Gary Delaney

  Mother, Dog, Mean

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• No habrás visto a tu futura suegra en la reunión de hoy, ¿verdad?". Bien podría ordeñar el esfuerzo. "Sí, la carpa hormonal estaba presente". "¡Marshall!" "Ella me sopló una nueva, como tú dirías." "Ella te rasgó una nueva," corrijo. "La palabra golpe tiene un significado totalmente diferente. Te sugiero que la elimines de tu léxico.

  Addison Webster Moore

  Mother, Blow, Law

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• ... la planta más diabólica que conozco, el tipo de cosa que Belcebú podría arrancar para hacer un ramo para su suegra ... parece como si hubiera sido hecha de una oreja de cerda para la espata, y la cola de una rata que murió de elefantiasis para el espádice. Todo es una mezcla de verdes malsanos, púrpuras lívidos y rosas pálidos, la librea de la putrescencia de hecho, y posee un olor a juego con la coloración.

  Edward Augustus Bowles

  Mother, Nature, Flower

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• When you've got little kids, and you're tucking them in. When you open a door and they're in their pajamas and they're, you know, wrestling with you and asking you, you know, to read to them and stuff, [The white House] starts feeling like home pretty quick. Not to mention having a mother-in-law upstairs, and the dog, and now two.

  Barack Obama

  Mother, Dog, Kids

  Source: abcnews.go.com

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• Dondequiera que encuentres a una esposa y a su suegra peleándose, encontrarás a un hijo que no le habla ni a su madre ni a su esposa.

  Harriet Lerner

  Mother, Son, Speaking Up

  Harriet Lerner (2012). “Marriage Rules: A Manual for the Married and the Coupled Up”, p.145, Penguin

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• Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

  Jean-Louis Gassee

  Mother, Law, Car

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• Las suegras no son buenas mascotas. Una vez tuve un sueño maravilloso: soñé que las suegras costaban dinero y yo no podía permitirme una.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Dream, Law

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• Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.

  Jay Leno

  Mother, Moving, Law

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• No creo que haya que vivir en el mundo fantástico de Poniente para tener problemas con la suegra.

  Natalie Dormer

  Mother, Thinking, Law

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

  Karel Capek

  Mother, Dog, Humor

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• My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns.

  Seth

  Mother, Law, Clown

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• I don't think I'd like Manhattan anymore. My mother-in-law lives there, and you go there. But I like looking at it from a distance. It's a fantastic sight - every time, it awes me.

  Martin Amis

  Mother, Distance, Thinking

  "New New Yorker Martin Amis Talks Terrorism, Pornography, Idyllic Brooklyn and American Decline". Interview with David Wallace-Wells, www.vulture.com. July 22, 2012.

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• No cabe duda de que hay algo en la relación psicológica entre suegra y yerno que genera hostilidad entre ellos y dificulta su convivencia. Pero el hecho de que en las sociedades civilizadas las suegras sean un tema favorito para las bromas me parece sugerir que la relación emocional implicada incluye componentes muy contrastados. Es decir, creo que se trata de una relación "ambivalente", compuesta de impulsos conflictivos afectuosos y hostiles.

  Sigmund Freud

  Mother, Believe, Son

  Sigmund Freud (2003). “Totem and Taboo”, p.17, Routledge

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• They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.

  David Mamet

  Mother, Law, Cadillacs

  "Home is the hunter". www.theguardian.com. February 18, 2000.

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• Mi suegra compra sus abrigos en una tienda de coches. Ella usa un 9x12.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Law, Coats

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• Mi suegra debe de ser la agente de la condicional que me dieron por el delito que cometí al casarme con mi marido.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Husband, Law

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• Me encantaría rajar los corsés de mi suegra y ver cómo se desparrama hasta morir.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Law, Watches

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• Picasso era un hombrecillo encantador, amable, simpático y sencillo. Cuando le conocí estaba muy emocionado y contento porque su suegra acababa de morir y estaba deseando que llegara el funeral.

  Edith Sitwell

  Madre, Simple, Hombres

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• One of the things for me, as a biographer, that is so significant is for Eleanor Roosevelt - the child who never had a home of her own, who lives in her grandmother's home and then goes to school and then gets married and lives in her mother-in-law's homes, and then in public housing (like the White House and the State House) - housing becomes for Eleanor Roosevelt the most important issue.

  Blanche Wiesen Cook

  Madre, Hijos, Hogar

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• I don't like to speak of Islamic violence, because every day, when I browse the newspapers, I see violence, here in Italy... this one who has murdered his girlfriend, another who has murdered the mother-in-law... and these are baptized Catholics! There are violent Catholics!

  Pope Francis

  Mother, Girlfriend, Islamic

  Pope Francis' In-Flight Press Conference from Mexico to Rome, www.catholicnewsagency.com. February 18, 2016.

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• My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Law, Wish

  Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books

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• Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.

  Kiersten White

  Mother, Law, Mouths

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• My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Exercise, Law

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• If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

  Laura Schlessinger

  Mother, Women, Son

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