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• Lo sé, cariño. Siento lo mismo por ti. Esas palabras nunca transmiten lo que pasa por mi mente y mi corazón cada vez que levanto la vista y te veo sentada en mi casa. Lo curioso es que siempre pensé que mi casa estaba llena y que no faltaba nada en mi vida. Tenía un trabajo que me encantaba. Una familia que me quería. Buenos amigos que me mantenían cuerdo. Todo lo que un ser humano puede desear. Y entonces conocí a un hombre exasperante e imposible que añadió lo único que yo no sabía que no estaba ahí." - Tory "¿Calcetines sucios en el suelo?" - Acheron

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Baby, Jobs, Dirty

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• Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it.

  Rosamunde Pilcher

  Grief, Rest Of Your Life, Walks

  Rosamunde Pilcher (2013). “September”, p.98, Macmillan

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• Quiero aferrarme a esta cosa graciosa. Dios, se me ha hecho grande. No sé lo que es. Soy tan condenadamente infeliz, estoy tan enfadada, y no sé por qué. Siento que estoy engordando. Me siento gorda. Siento que estoy ahorrando muchas cosas, y no sé qué. Incluso podría empezar a leer libros.

  Ray Bradbury

  Book, Reading, Mad

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• Lo gracioso de Thanksgiving, o de cualquier gran comida, es que te pasas 12 horas comprando y luego vas a casa y cocinas, cortas, estofas y escaldas. Luego se acaba en 20 minutos y todo el mundo se queda tirado en un coma de azúcar y luego se tarda 4 horas en limpiar.

  Ted Allen

  Thanksgiving, Lying, Home

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• When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined.

  Jenny Downham

  Want, Stuff, Saws

  Jenny Downham (2010). “You Against Me”, p.337, Random House

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• I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.

  Ronny Cox

  Song, Long, Stories

  "Senator On the Rise". The GateWorld Interview, www.gateworld.net. September 15, 2003.

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• Los pantanos son curiosos. Puedes llenarlos de piedras, arena y troncos viejos y hacer encima un pequeño patio vallado con una pila de leña y una tabla de cortar, pero los pantanos siguen comportándose como tales. A principios de la primavera respiran hielo y crean su propia niebla, en recuerdo del tiempo en que tenían aguas negras y su propia juncia floreciendo intacta.

  Tove Jansson

  Block, Spring, Rocks

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• I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!

  Leslie Nielsen

  Brother, Father, Two

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• The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises [...] the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It's a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I'd have been killed if I hadn't been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don't last long, because they can't stand the treatment.

  Buster Keaton

  Dad, Fall, Cat

  Interview in "The Detroit News", December 4, 1914.

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• Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

  Les Dawson

  Tunnels, Wife, Digging

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• Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him.

  Ellen Hopkins

  Monsters, Treats

  Ellen Hopkins (2012). “Ellen Hopkins: Crank Trilogy”, p.121, Simon and Schuster

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• Funny thing is, until I met you all I wanted to do was to get as far away from here as I could. Kind of ironic, isn't it? Can't get much farther away than where I"m going, and now I'd give anything to stay.

  Kami Garcia

  Giving, Ironic, Kind

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• Now it is a funny thing about life. If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. If you utterly decline to make do with what you can get, then somehow or other, you are very likely to get what you want.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Determination, Want, Accepting

  The Mixture as Before "The Treasure" (1940)

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• Hay algo en la comedia, en las cosas divertidas, que la gente quiere transmitirlas. Las cosas serias y personales se disfrutan mucho más en privado. Por eso no hay muchos vídeos virales tristes.

  Jonathan Coulton

  Music, People, Video

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• The funny thing about good people—people like Daneca—is that they really honestly don’t get the impulse toward evil. They have an incredibly hard time reconciling with the idea that a person who makes them smile can still be capable of terrible things. Which is why, although she’s accusing me of being a murderer, she seems more annoyed than actually worried about getting murdered. Daneca seems to persist in a belief that if I would just listen and understand how bad my bad choices are, I’d stop making them.

  Holly Black

  Hard Times, Ideas, Accusing Me

  Holly Black (2012). “Black Heart”, p.29, Simon and Schuster

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• And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself.

  Dean Koontz

  Storm, Good Things, Made

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• Me he esforzado mucho por preocuparme por cosas que eran muy diferentes a las de mis padres. Tenía curiosidad por saber si podía preocuparme por [el dinero] a un nivel fundamental, y no pude. Esa no era la métrica del éxito que quería en mi vida. He hablado de esto con amigos míos que son médicos y cuyos padres son médicos, o que son abogados y sus padres son abogados. Es curioso darme cuenta de que me siento llamada a este trabajo como hija y también como alguien que cree que tiene algo que aportar.

  Chelsea Clinton

  Madre, Hija, Creer

  "Chelsea Clinton Says She Doesn't 'Care About' Money" by Hunter Walker, www.businessinsider.com. June 23, 2014.

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• I want you to say dreadfully mad, funny things and make up songs and be--' The Will I fell in love with, she almost said. "And be Will," she finished instead. "Or I shall hit you with my umbrella." *** "You would make a very ugly woman." "I would not. I would be stunning." Tessa laughed. “There,” she said. “There is Will. Isn’t that better? Don’t you think so?” “I don’t know,” Will said, eyeing her. “I’m afraid to answer that. I’ve heard that when I speak, it makes American women wish to strike me with umbrellas.

  Cassandra Clare

  Song, Thinking, Mad

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• A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

  Buster Keaton

  Comedian, Doe

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Dirt's a funny thing,' the Boss said. 'Come to think of it, there ain't a thing but dirt on this green God's globe except what's under water, and that's dirt too. It's dirt makes the grass grow. A diamond ain't a thing in the world but a piece of dirt that got awful hot. And God-a-Mighty picked up a handful of dirt and blew on it and made you and me and George Washington and mankind blessed in faculty and apprehension. It all depends on what you do with the dirt. That right?

  Robert Penn Warren

  Blessed, Thinking, Water

  Robert Penn Warren (2006). “All the King's Men”, p.69, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Hero, Coward, Fighter

  "I Am Ozzy". Book by Ozzy Osbourne, 2011.

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• But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.

  Jaime King

  Kung Fu, Broke, Stairs

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Es una cosa graciosa, el carácter, la forma en que marca a las personas a medida que envejecen, surgiendo desde dentro para dejar su cicatriz.

  Kate Morton

  Character, People, Age

  Kate Morton (2011). “The Distant Hours: A Novel”, p.54, Simon and Schuster

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• Juega una partida aburrida hasta el final y pueden ocurrir cosas divertidas; Fischer lo sabía.

  Hans Ree

  Games, Play, Chess

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• Alrededor de 100 cosas que tu hijo hará que te sorprenderán y te romperán el corazón y será una combinación de terapia basada en hechos, tipos de pasajes médicamente aconsejados acompañados de anécdotas de celebridades y sólo algunas cosas divertidas para aligerar la carga.

  Alan Thicke

  Heart, Kids, Anecdotes

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