Alcoholics Quotes - Page 9

• I told him about me being a summoner, and what that entailed. At the end of he simply gave a long sigh. “Why couldn’t you simply be an alcoholic like all the other detectives?” I grinned. “Demon summoning has less vomiting!

  Diana Rowland

  Long, Vomiting, Detectives

  Diana Rowland (2011). “Secrets of the Demon: Demon Novels, Book Three”, p.202, Penguin

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• A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the same man at all. You can't predict anything about him for sure except that he will be someone you never met before.

  Raymond Chandler

  Real, Drinking, Men

  Raymond Chandler (2002). “The Long Goodbye: A Novel”, p.169, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

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• Acepta las cosas que no puedo cambiar", dije. "Y rezar para tener el valor de cambiar las cosas que puedo, así como la sabiduría para saber la diferencia". La cosa es... Sé que es un buen consejo. Se llama la Oración de la Serenidad, y realmente pone las cosas en perspectiva (se supone que es para alcohólicos en recuperación, pero también ayuda a locos en recuperación, como yo).

  Meg Cabot

  Oración, Diferencias, Perspectiva

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• That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart.

  Audrey Niffenegger

  Jobs, Fall, Description

  Audrey Niffenegger (2014). “The Time Traveler's Wife”, p.218, Simon and Schuster

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• La cafeína. La droga de entrada.

  Eddie Vedder

  Humor, Alcohol, Drug

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• An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it.

  David Sheff

  Lying, Drug, Looks

  David Sheff (2008). “Beautiful Boy: A Father's Journey Through His Son's Addiction”, p.265, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Creo que las etiquetas de advertencia de las bebidas alcohólicas son demasiado sosas. Deberían ser más vívidas. Aquí va una que yo sugeriría: "El alcohol te convertirá en el mismo gilipollas que era tu padre.

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Padre, Humor

  George Carlin (2004). "¿Cuándo traerá Jesús las chuletas de cerdo?", Hyperion

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• Oh Dios, que los hombres pongan un enemigo en su boca para robarles el cerebro!". - Cassio (Acto II, Escena iii)

  William Shakespeare

  Men, Alcohol, Brain

  1603-4 Cassio, of wine. Othello, act 2, sc.3, l.283-5.

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• I changed my mind. I don’t want to be an inveshtigative journalist anymore. I want to be a professional rum drinker.” “There are people who do that,” Duff said. He’d barely sipped his rum. “Really? What do you call them?” “Alcoholics.

  Libba Bray

  Gente, Mente, Querer

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• But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor" of childhood sexual abuse, was raised in a cult and have no education. So, really, if you think about it, the only thing that separates me from the guy with the stinky foot and no teeth is a book deal and some cologne.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Book, Thinking, Feet

  Augusten Burroughs (2012). “Magical Thinking”, p.211, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Drinking, Issues, Alcohol

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• Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

  Libba Bray

  Perfect, Way, Guidance

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• Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

  Jill Shalvis

  Self, Giving, Becoming

  Jill Shalvis (2015). “Get A Clue”, p.24, Kensington

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• (The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all I’m writing about is me. It seems wiser to let him think I’m an aspiring novelist instead of just an alcoholic with a year of sobriety who spends eight hours a day writing about the other 16.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Writing, Thinking, Eight

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• La realidad es una ilusión creada por la falta de alcohol.

  N. F. Simpson

  Beber, Comida, Realidad

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• I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."; "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."; "If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."; "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

  George Carlin

  Father, Drinking, Kissing

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.657, Hachette UK

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• La prohibición del alcohol condujo al aumento del crimen organizado en América, y la prohibición de las drogas ha conducido al aumento de los problemas de bandas que tenemos ahora.

  Drew Carey

  Humor, América, Alcohol

  "Stand-Up Guy". Entrevista con Nick Gillespie y Steve Kurtz, reason.com. Noviembre de 1997.

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• El vino es una prueba constante de que Dios nos ama y le gusta vernos felices.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Humor, Beber, Cerveza

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• In the US the overwhelming majority of those executed are psychotic, alcoholic, drug addicted or mentally unstable. They frequently are raised in an impoverished and abusive environment. Seldom are people with money or prestige convicted of capital offenses, even more seldom are they executed.

  George Ryan

  People, Drug, Majority

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• Even prostitutes, alcoholics, embezzlers - I won't rehearse the whole catalogue - need health insurance.

  William Levada

  Needs, Catholicism, Whole

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• Talk of fighting Tyson is a little premature. I'm an addict and an alcoholic

  Michael Dokes

  Fighting, Boxing, Littles

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• I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on.

  John Cheever

  Hands, Numbers, Bars

  John Cheever (2011). “The Journals”, p.112, Random House

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• Beber vuelve tan tonta a la gente, y la gente es tan tonta para empezar que es agravar un delito grave.

  Robert Benchley

  Beber, Gente, Alcohol

  "Tesoro de ingenio y sabiduría del nuevo orador". Libro de Herbert Victor Prochnow, 1958.

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• When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

  Glenn Beck

  Want, Tiptoes, Steps

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• La prohibición de las drogas ha provocado guerras entre bandas y otros delitos violentos al elevar tanto los precios de las drogas que criminales despiadados entran en el mercado para obtener beneficios astronómicos, y los adictos atracan y roban para conseguir dinero con el que pagar los precios inflados de sus drogas.

  Michael Badnarik

  Humor, Prohibición de la marihuana, Alcohol

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