Craig Kilborn Quotes About Security

• Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

  Craig Kilborn

  Yellow, Orange, Tape

• As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how: by going on vacation! Ah, it's nice to take a rest, replenish your supply of smirks. The vacation was expected, because Bush traditionally takes a month off every summer to relax and avoid reading National Security Warnings.

  Craig Kilborn

  Summer, Nice, Reading

• El cantante Boy Dylan fue detenido en su propia cerda por unos guardias de seguridad que no reconocieron al cantante. Cuando se le pidió que comentara la situación, Dylan respondió: 'No puedo culparles. Mírame a mí'.

  Craig Kilborn

  Boys, Security Guards, Looks

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