Linda Sunshine Quotes

• Mi hermana me enseñó todo lo que realmente necesitaba saber, y ella solo estaba en sexto curso por aquel entonces.

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  Sister, Sibling, Needs

  Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.44, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• Más que Papá Noel, tu hermana sabe cuándo te has portado mal y cuándo bien.

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  Divertido, Hermana, Hermano

  Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.25, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• Si no entiendes cómo una mujer puede querer tanto a su hermana y querer retorcerle el pescuezo al mismo tiempo, es que probablemente fuiste hija única.

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  Sister, Funny Inspirational, Children

  Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.20, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

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  Family, Motherhood, Giving

  Linda Sunshine (1987). “The memoirs of Bambi Goldbloom, or, Growing up in New Jersey”, Fireside

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• There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

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  Travel, People, Room Service

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• If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

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  Divertido, Hermana, Hermano

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• If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.

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  Women, Thinking, Gossip

  Linda Sunshine (2005). “Women Who Date Too Much . . . and Those Who Should Be So Lucky: Happy Dating, Great Sex, Healthy Relationships, and Other Delusions”, p.84, Crown Archetype

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• I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

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  Daughter, Pain, Eating

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• Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

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  Beauty, Makeup, Years

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• I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

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  Real, Men, Dating

  Linda Sunshine (2005). “Women Who Date Too Much . . . and Those Who Should Be So Lucky: Happy Dating, Great Sex, Healthy Relationships, and Other Delusions”, p.48, Crown Archetype

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• If you're willing to travel, or just super-desperate, the best place in the world to meet unattached men is on the Alaska pipeline. I'm told that the trek through the frozen tundra is well worth the effect for any woman who wants to know what it feels like to be Victoria Principal.

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  Men, Alaska, Dating

  Linda Sunshine (2005). “Women Who Date Too Much... And Those Who Should Be So Lucky: Happy Dating, Great Sex, Healthy Relationships, and Other Delusions”, Three Rivers Press

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• I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

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  Thinking, Stuff, Electricity

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• Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.

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  Jobs, Women, Simple

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• Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.

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  Mom, Mother, Giving

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• Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

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  Sibling, Stupid, Aunt

  Linda Sunshine (2012). “Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)”, p.26, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

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  Men, Stuff, Cleaning

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• Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

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  Lonely, Children, Sibling

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• As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

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  Moving, Opportunity, Men

  Linda Sunshine (1989). “Women Who Date Too Much”, Plume

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• Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

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  Fall, World, Los Angeles

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• The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

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  Men, Hair, Unhappy

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• Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

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  Jobs, Memories, Loneliness

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• Sin duda, uno de los fenómenos más extraños de esta década es que el regalo más considerado que se puede llevar a una cita no son flores, bombones o perlas hasta los tobillos, sino una nota del médico.

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  Flower, Thoughtful, Doctors

  Linda Sunshine (2005). “Women Who Date Too Much . . . and Those Who Should Be So Lucky: Happy Dating, Great Sex, Healthy Relationships, and Other Delusions”, p.90, Crown Archetype

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• Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

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  Dating, Important, Aspect

  Linda Sunshine (2005). “Women Who Date Too Much . . . and Those Who Should Be So Lucky: Happy Dating, Great Sex, Healthy Relationships, and Other Delusions”, p.25, Crown Archetype

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• the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

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  Hombres, Dar, Esposa

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• every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

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  Sibling, Past, Envy

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