Daniel Handler Quotes About Lying

• Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.

  Daniel Handler

  Lying, Ridiculous, Sometimes

• I don’t smoke, although it looks fantastic in films. But I light matches on those thinking blank nights when I crawl my route out onto the roof of the garage and the sky while my parents sleep innocent and the lonely cars move sparse on the faraway streets, when the pillow won’t stay cool and the blankets bother my body no matter how I move or lie still. I just sit with my legs dangling and light matches and watch them flicker away.

  Daniel Handler

  Lonely, Lying, Moving

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.29, Egmont UK

• This is an absurd moral, for you and I both know that sometimes not only is it good to lie, it is necessary to lie.

  Daniel Handler

  Lying, Moral, Sometimes

  "The Reptile Room". Book by Daniel Handler, 1999.

• Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a bed instead of sitting at the counter of Black Cat Coffee. I quietly reassured them that this was an unusual situation, and had the machinery make me some bread as a breakfast.

  Daniel Handler

  Lying, Coffee, Cat

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