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• Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

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  Book, Causes, Kind

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.7, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

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  Book, Want, Ends

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2008). “The Name of this Book Is Secret”, p.187, Hachette UK

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• Xxxx xxxx x xxxx, xxxxx xxx x xxx xxx x xxxx. Xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxxxx xxxx xx Xxxxxxx.

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  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.10, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.

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  Regret, Book, Ideas

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.7, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other.

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  Mean, Laughing, The End Of The Day

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “You Have to Stop This”, p.211, Hachette UK

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• But there were other, vaguer, harder-to-pin-down feelings, like: a pit in the stomach that means something is either really good or really bad or both. A feeling of being old and young at once. A sense of beginnings and endings happening at the same time. A certainty that your life is changing, but an uncertainty about how it's changing and whether you want it to.

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  Mean, Feelings, Pits

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• Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.

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  Liars, Mean, Fiction

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “This Isn't What It Looks Like: The Secret Series”, p.7, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.

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  Secret, Never Forget, Known

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.73, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale. Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.

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  Sweet, Children, Kids

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• A pesar de mi vanidad, temo por mi cordura.

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  Vanity, Sanity, Jester

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “This Isn't What It Looks Like: The Secret Series”, p.87, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Very little in this world makes sense.

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  World, Littles, This World

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “If You're Reading This, It's Too Late: The Secret Series”, p.161, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems. Books can, for example, give you ideas. I don't know if you've ever had an idea before, but, if you have, you know how much trouble an idea can get you into.

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  Book, Ideas, Giving

  "The Name of this Book is Secret". Book by Pseudonymous Bosch, 2007.

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• Oh, hablar no es tan malo", dijo el Bufón. "Es cierto que la mayoría de la gente sólo dice tonterías cuando habla. Pero es más fácil ignorarlas si tú mismo dices tonterías.

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  Tonto, Hablar, Gente

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “If You're Reading This, It's Too Late: The Secret Series”, p.98, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Este libro no te hará daño a menos que alguien te lo arroje, lo cual es una posibilidad que nunca debe descartarse.

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  Book, Harm

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• Un diccionario define el desenlace como "una parte final en la que todo queda claro y no quedan preguntas ni sorpresas". Según esa definición, es exactamente la palabra equivocada para describir este capítulo. Este capítulo no aclarará nada; planteará muchas preguntas; e incluso puede contener una o dos sorpresas. Pero yo digo que lo llamemos desenlace de todos modos, porque la palabra suena muy sofisticada y francesa.

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  Two, Finals, May

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.193, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Por favor, guarden SILENCIO y ESCUCHEN. Yo soy el MAESTRO y ustedes están en el AULA. Así como ONCE MÁS DOS es igual a DOCE MÁS UNO, e incluso un FUNERAL puede ser REALMENTE DIVERTIDO, encontrarás que mi DICCIONARIO es bastante INDICATORIO. Si quieres leer mi historia, solo mira... DESPUÉS.

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  Fun, Real, Two

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.54, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Ya sea chocolate o calcetines, la regla es la misma: cuanto más oscuros, mejor.

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  Chocolate, Sock

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “This Isn't What It Looks Like: The Secret Series”, p.7, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.

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  Long, Car, Want

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• Me lo comí", dijo el homúnculo, mordiendo su salchicha. Los niños no pudieron ocultar sus miradas de horror. Él sonrió, con el jugo de la salchicha corriéndole por la barbilla. "No os preocupéis, yo lo he cocinado primero. No soy un bárbaro.

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  Running, Kids, Worry

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “If You're Reading This, It's Too Late: The Secret Series”, p.127, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you're sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapter for tomorrow. For the magician's story, you must have all your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

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  Mind, Bed, Needs

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2011). “The Name of this Book is Secret: The Secret Series”, p.74, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

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  Novelists, Hungry, Madmen

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• Sabes, la gente siempre advierte a los niños sobre tomar dulces de adultos extraños. Pero nunca nos advierten a los adultos sobre tomar caramelos de niños extraños.

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  Niños, Personas, Adultos

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “This Book Is Not Good For You: The Secret Series”, p.27, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news - and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji: "Amber says she was watching and she knows you got in detention on purpose," she said breathlessly. "Because you have a crush on Cass!" Cass's ears instantly turned red. Max-Ernest looked like he'd been hit by a truck.

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  Crush, Red, Messages

  "If You're Reading This, It's Too Late". Book by Pseudonymous Bosch, 2008.

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• You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

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  Mind, Next Chapter, Wander

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• Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

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  Chocolate, Answers

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