Citas de Cathy Guisewite

• When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Eye, Giving, Funny Clever

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• Comida, amor, carrera y madres, los cuatro grandes grupos de culpabilidad.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Amor, Divertido, Madre

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• Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Reality, Battle, Wages

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• Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Life Lesson, New Beginnings, Blow

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• La historia de la vida de una madre: Atrapada entre un grito y un abrazo.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Mother, Mom And Daughter, Being A Mom

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• Cada vez que tengo algo bajo control en mi propia vida, el mundo me proporciona más material.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Funny Life, World, Materials

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• After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Years, Two, Dieting

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• Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Christmas, Remember, Sometimes

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• All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Inspirational, Mother, Intuition

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• Los hombres tienen citas. Las mujeres tienen relaciones.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Men, Dating

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• No puedo distinguir mi conciencia de mis inseguridades.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Insecurity, I Can, Conscience

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• Todos los padres creen que sus hijos pueden hacer lo imposible. Lo pensaron en el momento en que nacimos y, por mucho que hayamos intentado demostrarles que se equivocan, ahora todos lo piensan de nosotros. Y lo realmente molesto es que probablemente tengan razón.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Niños, Creer, Pensar

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• Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Thinking, Careers, Female

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• Mi perro estaba conmigo todo el tiempo. Hablaba con mi perra. Era mi mejor amiga. Compartía todos mis secretos con ella, pero creo que nunca probé a bromear con el perro.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Dog, Thinking, Secret

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• Desafía a tu propio grupo. Rebélate contra ti mismo.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Divertido, Ingenioso, Humorístico

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• La relación entre Cathy y mamá en la tira es la única relación sacada de la vida real que orgullosamente nunca he intentado siquiera disimular.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Mom, Real, Hypnosis

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• What happened to the good old days of "Woman as passive recipient?" What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over?

  Cathy Guisewite

  Winning, Trying, Sitting

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• There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

  Cathy Guisewite

  High Heels, Two, Secret

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• Men should come with instruction booklets.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Men, Instruction, Should

  Cathy Guisewite (2013). “Confessions to My Mother”, p.12, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• Iba a tomar un refresco light, pero una vocecita me convenció de que necesitaba el calcio extra de una taza de chocolate caliente.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Voice, Chocolate, Hot

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• Tengo más éxito económico, pero eso significa que los errores que cometo al comprar son mayores ahora.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Funny Life, Mean, Successful

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• My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Mother, Writing, Waiting

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• One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Hair, Perfect, One Day

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• Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Friends, Depressing, Girlfriend

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• I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never say no to one holding a mop.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Mother, Children, Advice

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