Janeane Garofalo Quotes - Page 6

• To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Kind, Social, Combat

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, tv.avclub.com. June 25, 2010.

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• For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Notebook, Writing, Strikes

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• Soy absolutamente consciente de que un portavoz famoso no es lo ideal.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Realización, Ideales

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• I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

  Janeane Garofalo

  People, Don't Like Me, Enjoy

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• I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Wings, Enemy, Ideologues

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• I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Grateful, Opportunity

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. June 25, 2010.

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• Si no se es demasiado efusivo o muy amable con la prensa, se adquiere fama de franco o difícil.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Agradable, Reputación, Franca

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. October 10, 2001.

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• I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Trabajo, Pensar, Nervioso

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, music.avclub.com. June 7, 2007.

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• I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Opposites, Friendly, Want

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, music.avclub.com. June 7, 2007.

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• It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Jobs, Years, Lucky

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• TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do the lighting, that's what I don't like.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Interesting, Directors, Looks

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• La gente piensa que eres una persona desagradable y egoísta si no quieres tener hijos.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Niños, Egoístas, Pensamiento

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• Creo que todos recordamos dónde estábamos cuando Rush Hour hizo aguas. Fue un día importante.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Pensar, Agua, Importante

  "Janeane Garofalo". TV comedy special, 1997.

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• Bandera roja del desorden alimenticio: la magdalena. No pierdas de vista a las señoras con las magdalenas... y a veces me como la parte de arriba de la magdalena.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Eye, Red Flags, Eating Disorder

  "Janeane Garofalo". TV Special, August 23, 1997.

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• De acuerdo, no es una broma, pero ¿cuántas veces tienes un micrófono en la mano? ¿Sabes? Así que... Lo siento, pero que nadie tropiece con mi caja de jabón al salir. Que nadie tropiece con eso. Y el chip en mi hombro es un poco pesado. Ahora tengo problemas de espalda.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Lo siento, Manos, Chiquitines

  "Janeane Garofalo". TV Special, August 23, 1997.

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• ¿Sabes qué es lo bueno de estas quemas o palizas a las Dixie Chicks? Es una forma maravillosa de que gente realmente estúpida se relacione. Se conocen, tiran algunas cosas al fuego, hablan de Vin Diesel, cuentan historias sobre quién es su presentador favorito de la Fox, intercambian números de teléfono y en algunos casos ha llevado a matrimonios.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Stupid, Fire, Phones

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• Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Pensar, hablar, ideas

  "The Majority Report with Janeane Garofalo", June 3, 2005.

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• To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Hate, Unions, Corporations

  "Majority Report", June 3, 2005.

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• Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he has weapons of mass destruction. There's been no evidence of him testing nuclear weapons.
  
  We have people that are in our face with nuclear weapons. We've got Iran and North Korea. We've got a problem with Pakistan. You know, I don't know what to say about that.
  
  There's a whole lot of people that are going nuclear. And I think that Saddam Hussein is actually, with the evidence, the least able to use nuclear weapons and the least obvious offender in that area at this moment.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Thinking, Mass Destruction, Iran

  "Fox News Sunday" with Tony Snow, www.foxnews.com. February 24, 2003.

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• I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Running, Negative, Naked

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• Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things!

  Janeane Garofalo

  Environmental, Birth Control, Unions

  "The Majority Report" with Janeane Garofalo, April 21, 2005.

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• Odio la alta costura. Odio que premiemos a la gente por ser bichos raros genéticos. Oyes a los tipos que anuncian los desfiles diciendo: 'Una cara bonita es tu mejor baza esta temporada'. ¿Y qué? ¿Las feas tuvieron vía libre el año pasado?

  Janeane Garofalo

  Girl, Fashion, Hate

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• As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Responsibility, Team America, Actors

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• Nos casamos borrachos en Las Vegas... Salimos durante un año y nos casamos en una capilla ambulante en un taxi. [Pensábamos que había que ir al juzgado y firmar papeles y todo eso, así que ¿quién lo iba a decir? Nos casamos, y al parecer ahora que [Rob] se va a casar de verdad, su abogado ha desenterrado algo.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Real, Vegas, Years

  "Janeane Garofalo’s ‘marriage’ no joke". pagesix.com. November 13, 2012.

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• Supongo que prefiero ver el lado oscuro de las cosas.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Dark, Half Empty, Sides

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