Evan Esar Citas

• We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

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  Volunteer, Depth, Length

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• The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.

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  Laughter, Medicine, Needs

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• No estás completamente vestido hasta que no llevas una sonrisa.

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  Your Smile, Beautiful Smile, I Smile

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• El éxito es la suerte que surge de la aspiración, la desesperación, la transpiración y la inspiración.

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  Inspiración, motivación, fuerza

  Evan Esar (1961). “Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar”

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• If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.

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  Differences, Normal, Different

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• Estados Unidos cree en la educación: el profesor medio gana más dinero en un año que un atleta profesional en toda una semana.

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  Educación, Dinero, Creer

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• Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

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  Anger, Feelings, Mind

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• En una democracia, te lo crees o no; en una dictadura, te lo crees o no.

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  Believe, Democracy, Dictatorship

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• There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.

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  Leadership, Two, Kind

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• Siempre puedes pedir un préstamo en un banco si puedes demostrar suficientemente que no lo necesitas.

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  Needs, Loan, Lending

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• If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.

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  Yesterday, People, Effort

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• The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

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  Equality, Cemetery

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• Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

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  Thinking, Insulting, May

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• Familia: Unidad social en la que el padre se ocupa del aparcamiento, los hijos del espacio exterior y la madre del armario.

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  Familia, Madre, Hijos

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• An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing.

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  Confusing, Sound, Experts

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• The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight.

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  Pounds, Dieting, Weight

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• Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

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  Science, Math, Statistics

  Esar's Comic Dictionary

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• Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

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  Sight, Car, Age

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• There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living.

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  Work, One Thing

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• The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

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  Funny, Hilarious, Children

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• La razón por la que los hombres que se ocupan de sus propios asuntos triunfan es que tienen muy poca competencia.

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  Men, Competition, Mind

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• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

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  Divertido, Trabajo, Sarcasmo

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• Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

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  Couple, Divorce, Wells

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• The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

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  Stories, Way, Facts

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• El carácter es lo que te queda cuando has perdido todo lo que puedes perder.

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  Character, Personality, Lost Everything

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