Citas de Wilson Mizner

• Sé amable con la gente al subir porque te los encontrarás al bajar.

  Wilson Mizner

  Inspiración, Éxito, Graduación

  Quoted in Evan Esar, The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949). Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis Presley's manager, is said to have remarked, "You don't have to be nice to people you meet on the way up if you're not coming back down again."

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• Si robas a un autor, es plagio; si robas a muchos, es investigación.

  Wilson Mizner

  Inspirador, Divertido, Hilarante

  Quoted in Bennett Cerf, Try and Stop Me: A Collection of Anecdotes and Stories, Mostly Humorous (1944). Although this is usually credited to Mizner, the Los Angeles Times, 17 Mar. 1941, quotes Bob Oliver: "If you steal from one man, it's plagiarism. If you steal from several, it's research."

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• No hables de ti; se hará cuando te vayas.

  Wilson Mizner

  Humility, Humble, Carpe Diem

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• Las personas de peor carácter que he conocido eran personas que sabían que estaban equivocadas.

  Wilson Mizner

  Anger, People, Ill Tempered

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

  Wilson Mizner

  Water, Tears, World

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• Un buen oyente no sólo es popular en todas partes, sino que, al cabo de un tiempo, sabe algo.

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  Relationship, Positive, Success

  Citado en Evan Esar, The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949)

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• La cantidad de sueño que necesita una persona media es de cinco minutos más.

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  Time, Sleep, Insomnia

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• Suelo juzgar a un tipo por lo que se ríe.

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  Laughter, Laughing, Judging

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

  Wilson Mizner

  Faith, Education, Teacher

  Quoted in Edward Dean Sullivan, The Fabulous Wilson Mizner (1935)

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• I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

  Wilson Mizner

  Learning, People, Experience

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• Easy street is a blind alley.

  Wilson Mizner

  Ease, Blind, Easy

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• A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

  Wilson Mizner

  Ambición, Hombres, Gente

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• El juego: La forma segura de no conseguir nada a cambio de algo.

  Wilson Mizner

  Gambling, Gambling And Love, Way

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• Aprovechar un buen consejo requiere más sabiduría que darlo.

  Wilson Mizner

  Sabiduría, Dar, Consejos

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• The first hundred years are the hardest.

  Wilson Mizner

  Birthday, Years, Firsts

  "Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags". Book by Stuart B. McIver, 1994.

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• No desees que las cosas se hagan rápidamente. No te fijes en las pequeñas ventajas. El deseo de que las cosas se hagan rápidamente impide que se hagan a fondo. Mirar las pequeñas ventajas impide que se realicen los grandes asuntos.

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  Achievement, Desire, Looks

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• I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.

  Wilson Mizner

  Deeds, Saws, Towns

  Quoted in John Burke, Rogue's Progress: The Fabulous Adventures of Wilson Mizner (1975)

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• Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

  Wilson Mizner

  Littles, Pleasant, Surprising

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• Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

  Wilson Mizner

  Hollywood, Ritz, Sewers

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

  Wilson Mizner

  Clever, Battle, Talent

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• Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

  Wilson Mizner

  Love, Actors, Affair

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• Hay algo en un armario que inquieta terriblemente a un esqueleto.

  Wilson Mizner

  Skeletons, Restless, Closets

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• The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

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  Divertido, Amistad, Humor

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• Para mi vergüenza nací en la cama con una señora.

  Wilson Mizner

  Bed, Embarrassment, Born

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• Odio la adulación descuidada, la que te agota en tus esfuerzos por creértela.

  Wilson Mizner

  Hate, Believe, Effort

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