Larry David Quotes - Page 5

• There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

  Larry David

  Home, Thinking, Shooting

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" por James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. 19 de enero de 2004.

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• It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

  Larry David

  People, Comedy, Kind

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" por James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. 19 de enero de 2004.

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• Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

  Larry David

  Crazy, Self Confidence, Self

  "Larry David: el hombre detrás de Seinfeld". Entrevista en la revista Laugh Factory, www.laughfactory.com. Abril de 1994.

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• I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

  Larry David

  Heart, People, Closure

  Interview with Daniel Barna, www.askmen.com.

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• It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

  Larry David

  Cousin, Growing Up, Aunt

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" por James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. 19 de enero de 2004.

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• Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

  Larry David

  Army, People, Today

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

  Larry David

  Mean, Comedian, Would Be

  "SPOTLIGHT; A Show About Nothing (but Larry David)" by Eric Messinger, www.nytimes.com. October 17, 1999.

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• The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

  Larry David

  Sex, Degrees, Temperature

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• I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

  Larry David

  Cringe

  "Larry David: 'I'm cranky'". Interview with Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. June 25, 2010.

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• I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

  Larry David

  Pensamiento, Comedia

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" by James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• I think Michael Moore is a hero. I love him.

  Larry David

  Hero, Thinking

  "Joy Behar Show", www.cnn.com. November 27, 2009.

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• Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

  Larry David

  Mirrors, Looks, Glamorous

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• I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

  Larry David

  Bars, Hello, Walks

  "Who is Larry David?". "60 MInutes" with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. May 31, 2015.

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• I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

  Larry David

  Reading, Emotional, Thinking

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

  Larry David

  Feels, Practicals, Persons

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• I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

  Larry David

  Soul, Depth, Too Much

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. June 28, 2016.

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• I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for
  twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say
  a few dollars more.

  Larry David

  Couple, Thinking, Talking

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. June 28, 2016.

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• I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.

  Larry David

  Action, Sometimes, Misinterpreted

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• I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.

  Larry David

  Girl, Guy, Waiting

  "Haciendo autostop con Larry David". Entrevista con Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. 26 de mayo de 2013.

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• Let's not forget, I got divorced.

  Larry David

  Forget, Divorced

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• If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

  Larry David

  Miserable, Golfers, Stills

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• I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

  Larry David

  Birthday, Party, Thinking

  Interview with Stephen Thompson, www.avclub.com. April 22, 1998.

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• Golf and dating don't mix.

  Larry David

  Golf, Dating

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• And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

  Larry David

  Writing, Versions

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• There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

  Larry David

  Might, Way, Certain

  "When Ricky met Larry" by Giles Smith, www.telegraph.co.uk. December 11, 2005.

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