Paul Provenza Quotes

• Miramos a los antiguos griegos con sus dioses en la cima de una montaña lanzando rayos y decimos: 'Esos antiguos griegos. Eran tan tontos. Tan primitivos e ingenuos. No como nuestras religiones. Nosotros tenemos arbustos ardiendo que hablan con la gente y hombres que caminan sobre el agua. Somos... sofisticados'.

  Paul Provenza

  Silly, Talking, People

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• If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.

  Paul Provenza

  Ebay, Flags, Coins

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• How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the same dances.

  Paul Provenza

  Play, Dancer, Actors

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• Algunos artistas son cómicos brillantes, otros músicos geniales y otros simplemente te hacen feliz de estar vivo. THE BOBS son todo eso y mucho más.

  Paul Provenza

  Comedian, Genius, Alive

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• We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

  Paul Provenza

  Structure, Filthy, Jokes

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• Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.

  Paul Provenza

  Country, Children, Democracy

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• I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.

  Paul Provenza

  Country, Fall, Records

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• There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.

  Paul Provenza

  Blue, Red, Republican

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• I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.

  Paul Provenza

  America, Reason Why, Jazz

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• I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.

  Paul Provenza

  Jesus, Believe, Church

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• As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.

  Paul Provenza

  Writing, Comedian, Trying

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