Dave Allen Citas

• Si se envía por barco, es una carga; si se envía por carretera, es un envío.

  Dave Allen

  Funny, Hilarious, Ships

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• Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

  Dave Allen

  May, Humour

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

  Dave Allen

  Running, Sleep, Giving

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• My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

  Dave Allen

  Cynical, Church, Twenties

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• A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

  Dave Allen

  Way, Facts, Storyteller

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• Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

  Dave Allen

  Comedian, Half, Nine

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• It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

  Dave Allen

  Business, People, Behaviour

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• I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

  Dave Allen

  Looks, Way, My Way

  "Dave Allen's comic quotes", news.bbc.co.uk. March 11, 2005.

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• How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends

  Dave Allen

  Hurt, Guitar, Giving

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