Ryan Stiles Quotes

• If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

  Ryan Stiles

  Men, Would Be, Fishes

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• Estoy convencido de hacer improvisación. Lo único que tienes que hacer es escuchar lo que te dicen y añadir más información a lo que acaban de decir. Eso es todo lo que hay que improvisar, pero es lo más difícil de hacer.

  Ryan Stiles

  People, Add, Information

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

  Ryan Stiles

  Shirts, Confession, Priests

  "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey (Episode 201), www.oocities.org. October 7, 1999.

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• I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

  Ryan Stiles

  Home, Green, Bananas

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

  Ryan Stiles

  Rain, Oregon, Expecting

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• Prefiero conducir por el camino de baldosas amarillas, no sabrás de algún sitio de alquiler de coches por aquí.

  Ryan Stiles

  Yellow, Car, Bricks

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• I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

  Ryan Stiles

  Breathing, Alive, Staying Alive

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• I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

  Ryan Stiles

  Sprinkles, Remember, Stiles

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• What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

  Ryan Stiles

  Dark, Earth, Chess

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Two thongs don't make a right.

  Ryan Stiles

  Two, Thongs

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• When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

  Ryan Stiles

  Making Love, May, Being The Best

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• Nunca me interrumpas cuando me estoy comiendo un plátano.

  Ryan Stiles

  Ice Cream, Bananas, Eating

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

  Ryan Stiles

  Silencio

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• The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

  Ryan Stiles

  Stars, Looks, News

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• I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

  Ryan Stiles

  Looks, Stiles, Walt

  "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey (Episode 115), www.oocities.org. March 10, 1999.

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• The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

  Ryan Stiles

  Doors, Sky

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• If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

  Ryan Stiles

  Men, Would Be, Stiles

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• I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

  Ryan Stiles

  Brother, School, Three

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• I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

  Ryan Stiles

  Personality, President, United States

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• Si fuera tan hombre como mi mujer, sería mi esposa.

  Ryan Stiles

  Men, Wife, Stiles

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• I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

  Ryan Stiles

  Canada, Taxes, Knows

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