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• You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

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  Falling In Love, Hurt, Nice

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

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  Winning, Crash, Automobile

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

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  Perfectly Good, Government, Color

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• La diferencia entre la realidad y la irrealidad es que la realidad tiene muy poco que recomendar.

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  Reality, Differences, Littles

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

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  Cutting, Sandwiches, Cold

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• El entrenador no quiere mariquitas, así que nos lee algo llamado Ulises.

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  Want, Ulysses, Sissy

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• Una persona "Normal" es el tipo de persona que podría ser diseñada por un comité. Ya sabes, "cada persona pone un color bonito y sale gris".

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  Color, Being Different, Might

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• Me había mudado del Hotel Edison porque no podía pagar la factura y estaba viviendo en el Hotel Lincoln, donde tampoco podía pagar la factura, pero era más barato.

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  Pay, Bills, Hospitality

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• En Hollywood, si no trabajas, eres un leproso. Es cierto, probablemente vives en la colonia de leprosos más cara del mundo.

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  Divertido, California, Hollywood

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• El adulterio -que es el único motivo de divorcio en Nueva York- no es motivo de divorcio en California. De hecho, el adulterio en el sur de California es motivo de matrimonio.

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  Funny, New York, Divorce

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• There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to sell her brother.

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  Daughter, Brother, Book

  Song: Pop Hates The Beatles

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• Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

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  Cheating, Grandma, Winning

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

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  Amor, Amor es

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• Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

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  Sex, Lunch, Enzymes

  Allan Sherman (1973). “The Rape of the APE (American Puritan Ethic): The Official History of the Sex Revolution, 1945-1973: the Obscening of America, an RSVP (redeeming Social Value Pornography) Document”

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• In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

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  Funny, Golf, Law

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

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  May, Wonder, Wells

  Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

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• Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.

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  Education, Teacher, Purple

  Song: Turn Back the Clock

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• The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl--everything.

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  Funny, Stars, Home

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• Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

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  People, Needs, Pay

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