Mark Russell frases

• La teoría científica que más me gusta es que los anillos de Saturno están compuestos en su totalidad por equipaje de avión perdido.

  Mark Russell

  Inspirational, Hilarious, Funny Life

  "Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship". Book by George W. Stewart, Dog Ear Publishing, p. 12, 2011.

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• Los demócratas son los que tienen el cerebro lavado, y los republicanos son los descerebrados.

  Mark Russell

  Brain, Republican, Democrat

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• The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

  Mark Russell

  Stripes, Racing, Way

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• A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

  Mark Russell

  Guy, Making Love, Different

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• Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

  Mark Russell

  Heart, People, Break

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• Los republicanos tienen una nueva propuesta sanitaria: Di NO a la enfermedad.

  Mark Russell

  Political, Politics, Healthcare

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• La gente no está de buen humor cuando la cara de cualquier político aparece en televisión.

  Mark Russell

  People, Television, Faces

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• I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

  Mark Russell

  Sports, Sarcastic, Athlete

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• The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

  Mark Russell

  Sacred, Expenses

  Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler “God Is Disappointed In You”, Top Shelf Productions

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• I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody.

  Mark Russell

  Diversión, Escritura, Pensamiento

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

  Mark Russell

  Opponents, Politician, Libel

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• If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

  Mark Russell

  Quiet, Silent, Audience

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• Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

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  Correr, Largo, Gente

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• I'm not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I'm writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.

  Mark Russell

  Fun, Writing, Civilization

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that's kind of what happened with the youth movement in the '70s.

  Mark Russell

  Hippie, Hair, Long

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

  Mark Russell

  Two Sides, Sides, Jokes

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• You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see them as evil or not. So I try to bring the characters to life by making them likable or lovable, in the sense that they can be, at least to themselves.

  Mark Russell

  Character, Evil, Feelings

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Usted sabe que un hecho en la vida en la naturaleza humana, es que en un evento deportivo, un partido de béisbol, un partido de fútbol, nunca se introduce un político, es porque va a ser abucheado. No me importa si es la persona más querida del mundo, es parte del juego.

  Mark Russell

  Baseball, Football, Games

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• You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

  Mark Russell

  Trouble, Jerry, Jokes

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• I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

  Mark Russell

  Thinking, Television, Performers

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• Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

  Mark Russell

  Tests, Ability, Ultimate

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• Créanme cuando les digo que el segundo mandato de Bill Clinton será bueno para los negocios. Mi negocio.

  Mark Russell

  Business, Believe, Bills

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• I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing believable characters. They don't have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author.

  Mark Russell

  Escritura, Carácter, Pensamiento

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Lo que se te reprocha hoy no es que seas demasiado duro, ni que no tengas cuidado. Es que quizá hayas sido demasiado blando. La gente quiere esa carne roja ahora porque tienes que estar a la altura del ambiente y el ambiente hoy es duro. Realmente lo es.

  Mark Russell

  People, Meat, Want

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