Paula Poundstone Quotes About Cats

• El problema con los gatos es que ponen exactamente la misma cara si ven una polilla o un asesino con hacha.

  Paula Poundstone

  Divertido, Motivacional, Gato

• Compré a mi perro hace tres años porque me emborraché en una tienda de animales. Entonces teníamos nueve gatos. Los gatos empezaron a esconder el alcohol después de eso.

  Paula Poundstone

  Perro, Gato, Años

• Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

  Paula Poundstone

  Home, Cat, Florida

• I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't go to bed, I pass out. The idea that I'd get to my bed and there'd be someone in there with whom I was supposed to have an activity is horrifying to me.

  Paula Poundstone

  Mom, Dog, Sex

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