Kevin Nealon Citas

• Noticias de última hora: Vientos tan fuertes en NYC ¡El vestido de la Estatua de la Libertad acaba de volarse!

  Kevin Nealon

  Strong, Nyc, Wind

  Twitter post from Oct 29, 2012

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• I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

  Kevin Nealon

  Niños, Pensar, Años

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• I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

  Kevin Nealon

  Running, Yesterday, One Day

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• Muchos baby boomers son baby bongers.

  Kevin Nealon

  Divertido, Bebé, Risa

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• Nunca lleves una camiseta roja a Target. Me gusta ayudar a la gente, pero no cada dos minutos.

  Kevin Nealon

  Two, People, Target

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• You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

  Kevin Nealon

  Sharks, Swim, Faster

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• Básicamente, me gusta complacer a la gente y me gusta decepcionar.

  Kevin Nealon

  People, Knack, Disappointing

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• Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

  Kevin Nealon

  Play, Want, Vulture

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• Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

  Kevin Nealon

  Funny Marriage, Calm, Neutering

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• No me importa ver a dos tíos besándose, siempre que estén bien afeitados.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kissing, Two, Long

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• Cuando era muy joven, no escribía mi propio material. Sólo memorizaba los chistes de otras personas. Cómicos establecidos, como Stanley Myron Handelman y gente así. Y luego, para cada cómico, desarrollas tu propio estilo después de un tiempo.

  Kevin Nealon

  Escritura, Personas, Estilo

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• I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

  Kevin Nealon

  Girl, School, Names

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• As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

  Kevin Nealon

  Comedian, Musician, Littles

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• I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

  Kevin Nealon

  Games, Addiction, Bird

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• Creo que la gente aprecia mucho los anuncios ingeniosos, igual que yo. Sólo tienes que pasar por encima de toda la basura. Esa es una de las razones por las que la gente ve la Super Bowl. Muchos la ven para ver los anuncios y no el partido en sí.

  Kevin Nealon

  Clever, Thinking, Games

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• As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

  Kevin Nealon

  Reading, Actors, Scripts

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Es duro envejecer. Empiezas a caerte a pedazos, ¿sabes? Mis encías están empezando a retroceder ahora. Aunque esta noche no se nota, porque las peino hacia delante.

  Kevin Nealon

  Fall, Getting Older, Causes

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• It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

  Kevin Nealon

  Kind, Sitcom, Seems

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really hoped I would get this part. I don't think there was any part in particular that I auditioned for. I just went in and talked with them. There were so many parts in there, and so many comedians ended up getting in that movie, playing different firemen and townspeople.

  Kevin Nealon

  Thinking, Comedian, Fans

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.

  Kevin Nealon

  Christianity, Lord, Rings

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• There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.

  Kevin Nealon

  Vegetarianism, Vegan Food, Burgers

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• Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

  Kevin Nealon

  Workers, Disgruntled

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• Toda una generación de gente que no me conocía de 'SNL' me reconoce ahora de 'Weeds'. La gente me reconoce de vez en cuando y aprecia mi trabajo. Es un poco embarazoso, pero está bien. Si trabajas como contable, no hay gente que se te acerque por la calle y te diga: '¡Eh, buen trabajo con las declaraciones de la renta!

  Kevin Nealon

  Weed, Jobs, People

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• I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

  Kevin Nealon

  Jobs, Thinking, Marketing

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

  Kevin Nealon

  Moving, California, Missing

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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