Dylan Moran Quotes - Page 6

• In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

  Dylan Moran

  Different, Way, Creatures

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a pile of dead bodies. I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

  Dylan Moran

  Pensamiento, Personas, Necesidades

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• If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.

  Dylan Moran

  Long, Speech, Rehearsal

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• El stand-up me surgió de forma natural porque en Irlanda la gente habla. Pero eso no es hablar en programas de paneles; es diversión estructurada. Me recuerda a una tía trágica dando palmas y entrando en una habitación anunciando que todos debemos jugar... y que si no lo hacemos somos unos aguafiestas.

  Dylan Moran

  Fun, Aunt, Hands

  "Dylan Moran: 'Panel shows bore me'" by Alex Fletcher, www.digitalspy.com. February 25, 2011.

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• There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens.

  Dylan Moran

  Voice, Literature, Singers

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• I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

  Dylan Moran

  Divertido, Humor, Pensamiento

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Children, Stupid

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• Men don't know anything! Men don't know when their lives became so entirely awful, when everyone else turned into such a tosser! A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand. And scientists - those frauds - seize on this, and try to use it as proof of the mysteries of human consciousness and the unknowable nature of the brain, which is rubbish!

  Dylan Moran

  Men, Pie, Hands

  "Dylan Moran: What It Is". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.

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• I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Bridges

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• ¿Cuándo has oído hablar de un niño que no lo necesite? 'Oh, ya es suficiente tarta de mermelada para mí, ahora me voy a limpiar los baños'.

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Toilets, Needs

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• You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'

  Dylan Moran

  Divertido, Niños, Humor

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• You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

  Dylan Moran

  Divertido, Crecer, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.

  Dylan Moran

  People, Newts, Site

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• I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people who believe in whatever they were told, because they didn't seem to get out very much or be interested in leaving where they were. They just didn't seem that curious, and I find that a little hard to deal with.

  Dylan Moran

  Believe, Kansas, People

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• I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time.

  Dylan Moran

  Careers, Phones, Giving

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• You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

  Dylan Moran

  Achieve, Realism, Surreal

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.

  Dylan Moran

  America, People, Want

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• Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.

  Dylan Moran

  Voice, Speak

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• I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

  Dylan Moran

  Country, Political, Different

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• If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Digging

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Oriente es muy misterioso para los occidentales. Incluso después de la Guerra Fría, sigue siendo una entidad desconocida.

  Dylan Moran

  War, East, Mysterious

  "Interview: Irish Comic Dylan Moran Takes America by Typhoon". Interview With Cynthia Ellis, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 21, 2013.

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• Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing this job which is not quite acting - part of it is me, part performance. You're presenting a cartoon of yourself to people who know you as a line-drawing.

  Dylan Moran

  Jobs, Home, Self

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• I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.

  Dylan Moran

  Teacher, Art, Games

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• No quiero hacer lo mismo una y otra vez.

  Dylan Moran

  Trying Different Things, Bores You, Boredom

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.

  Dylan Moran

  Years, Passing, Time Goes By

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