Warranty Quotes

• A customer is never out of warranty, even if his product is.

  Seth Godin

  Customers, Products, Ifs

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• In the meane time know this, that the learning of warranties is one of the most curious and cunning learnings of the law, and of great use and consequence.

  Edward Coke

  Law, Use, Curious

  Sir Edward Coke, Sir Thomas Littleton, Francis Hargrave, Sir Matthew Hale, Heneage Finch Nottingham (Earl of) (1853). “The first part of the Institutes of the laws of England: or, A commentary upon Littleton. Not the name of the author only, but of the law itself ...”

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• I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

  Kin Hubbard

  Birthday, Sorry, Memories

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• Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.

  Richard Turner

  Function, Buyers, Products

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• Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way.

  Andy Rooney

  Modern Life, Way, Faces

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• Consumer confidence in an industry can be a very fragile thing. It only takes a few builders who promise but don't deliver, who cheat rather than perform, who delay until the warranty expires rather than repair, to damage the reputation of an entire industry.

  Virginia Knauer

  Promise, Damage, Delay

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• I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.

  Lee Iacocca

  Chrysler, Sells

  "Lee Iacocca, The !dea Man". Interview with David E. Davis, Jr., www.motortrend.com. October 5, 2005.

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• La anarquía no garantiza que algunas personas no maten, hieran, secuestren, estafen o roben a otras. El gobierno es una garantía de que algunos lo harán.

  Gustave de Molinari

  Government, Guarantees That, People

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• To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.

  Ann Coulter

  Jobs, Government, Car

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• Si el arma falla en un encuentro armado, el propietario del arma podría expirar, junto con la garantía.

  John Abbott

  Gun, Encounters, Might

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• She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, California, Hollywood

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Turns Forty”, p.47, Ballantine Books

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• There is an implied warranty that a commissioned work should last a lifetime. There is to be no charge.

  Maxfield Parrish

  Lasts, Lifetime, Should

  Maxfield Parrish, Alma Gilbert-Smith, Joyce Stoner, Trust for Museum Exhibitions (2005). “Maxfield Parrish: master of make-believe”, Philip Wilson Publishers

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• I do know that all of the Michigan delegation worked very hard as related to the revival of the auto industry. There was really a choice between bankruptcy and liquidation. There was no one that was willing to come up not only with the cash to keep them afloat but also to serve the warranties of everyone, you and I that drive all these cars. There was no one that could have picked up those pieces other than the federal government. [The auto bailout was] bipartisan from the get-go. [Without it,] Michigan would have hit 40 percent unemployment rates.

  Fred Upton

  Government, Car, Choices

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• The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over.

  Kevin O'Leary

  Thinking, Reality, Giving

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• Debes aprender todas las cosas, tanto el corazón inquebrantable de la verdad persuasiva, como las opiniones de los mortales en las que no hay verdadera garantía.

  Parménides

  Heart, Opinion, Persuasive

  Frag B 1.28-30, quoted by Sextus Empiricus, "Against the Mathematicians", vii. 3,

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• Crowley había quedado muy impresionado con las garantías ofrecidas por la industria informática, y de hecho había enviado un fajo Abajo al departamento que redactaba los acuerdos de Almas Inmortales, con un formulario amarillo adjunto que decía simplemente: "Aprended, chicos..."

  Neil Gaiman

  Agreement, Yellow, Guy

  "Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch". Book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, May 1, 1990.

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• The charming landscape which I saw this morning is indubitably made up of some twenty or thirty farms. Miller owns this field, Locke that, and Manning the woodland beyond. But none of them owns the landscape. There is property in the horizon which no man has but he whose eye can integrate all parts, that is, the poet. This is the best part of these men's farms, yet to this their warranty-deeds give no title.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Morning, Eye, Men

  Ralph Waldo Emerson, Ronald A. Bosco, Joel Myerson (2015). “Ralph Waldo Emerson”, p.36, Harvard University Press

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• If Obama has his way, the change that is coming is a new America: "fair," leveled and social democratic. Obama didn't get elected to warranty your muffler. He's here to warranty your life.

  Charles Krauthammer

  America, Way, Social

  "Obama's Ultimate Agenda". jewishworldreview.com. April 02, 2009.

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• Unsoundness in a slave, as well as in a horse, detracts materially from his value. If no warranty is given, a close examination is a matter of particular importance to the Negro jockey.

  Solomon Northup

  Horse, Jockeys, Examination

  Frederick Douglass, Sojourner Truth, Solomon Northup, Olaudah Equiano (2016). “Slave Narratives Compilation: Twelve Years A Slave, My Bondage and My Freedom, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, Narrative of Sojourner Truth: A Northern Slave”, p.351, ShandonPress

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• Los medios de comunicación estadounidenses fabrican un producto de muy mala calidad. Su información no es fiable, tiene demasiado cromo y brillo, sus puertas traquetean, se avería casi de inmediato, y se vende sin garantía. Es llamativo, pero básicamente es basura.

  Michael Crichton

  Mala calidad, Puertas, Medios de comunicación

  "Mediasaurus", de Michael Crichton, www.wired.com. 1 de abril de 1993.

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• The consumer is getting fed up with shoddy material, poor quality, unsafe products, bad service, weak warranties, lack of adequate information -- the whole gamut of such problems.

  Virginia Knauer

  Poor Quality, Information, Adequate

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• Estos rovers están viviendo un tiempo prestado. Estamos muy pasados de garantía con ellos. Usted trata de empujarlos duro todos los días porque estamos viviendo día a día.

  Steve Squyres

  Past, Trying, Borrowed Time

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